No one! VFTW refuses to give Simon Cowell one American cent if we're not going to have entertaining contestants like Wagner on the show instead of stiffs like Matt Cardle or Rebecca Ferguson. If Manboobs wants our money, he's going to have to entertain us!

We'll still be watching the show to laugh at One Direction's miming or to see if Cher has another meltdown. VFTW has certainly made their mark on this show and we'll be back next season to derail The UK again...but will the show be back?

Now that Wagner is gone and we're down to the top 5 on X Factor UK, who should VFTW pick? Is it the girl who raps as poorly as she sings, Cher? The not so great frau, Mary? Someone else? Or would you rather not bother voting anymore? Let us know what you think.

Wagner was in the Bottom 3 tonight with Mary and Katie, meaning he had no chance as his fate was placed in the hands of the jealous judges, and they cut him with glee. But Simon immediately picked up our spirits when he gave VFTW a shout-out by saying, There were people out there trying to derail this show...tonight we've put this show back in the hands of the UK.

Derailing The UK for a few weeks by getting Wagner within 2 weeks of the Finals was fun but VFTW must move forward as there's always a worst who needs our support. Someone like Cher! What do you think?

It's amazing how much VFTW has grown in The UK over the past few weeks. I always knew there was a home for us across the pond. Thanks to all our new European friends we've made and all the support we've gotten from you. Continue spreading the VFTW word throughout The UK and Europe any way you can so we can have some entertainment on these shows...and piss off Simon too!

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Top 7 Rock Week Review

It's Rock Week on X Factor and nothing rocks harder than staying home on a Saturday night to watch a cheesy karaoke show. The show wants to get things off with a bang so VFTW pick Wagner is first. Wagner reminds us to Embrace the Madness and VFTW has as we've gotten him within two weeks of The Finals! And the audience boos are louder than ever as Wagner does to Radiohead's Creep what George W. Bush did to America's reputation. Bitch Danni says that when Wagner sang I'm a Creep, he'd finally done something right by singing lyrics he can relate to. Poor Wagner's happy to get anything resembling a positive comment but knows this wasn't as VFTW as it could've been as he says, I missed the dancers!

One Direction is ready for One Shitty Performance as they're doing Summer Of '69...