By WHATEVIA SANTIAGO, AP Awards Show Correpondent – Thurs Jun 16, 11:51 pm ET

Newly engaged Paul McDonald has more than just his fiancee Nikki Reed to celebrate; he's also the winner of 4 Whatevia Awards. The Whatevia Awards take place every year on the Vote for the Worst website to honor and award the entertaining moments that the site's viewers loved but America hated. 

McDonald took home the award for Favorite VFTW Performer, as well as an award for his rose suits in the Favorite VFTW Wardobe Choice category. He was also part of the group that won Best Karaoke Performance by a Duo or Group for "So What" and won his fourth award for outlasting Pia Toscano and causing outrage among American Idol fans. When asked what winning 4 Whatevia Awards meant to him, Paul gave an inspiring acceptance speech that started with, "How y'all doin' this evening?" and then transitioned into incoherent rambling.

Casey Abrams nearly deficated on himself after winning the Favorite Performance by a Lead Karaoke Singer for "Smells Like Teen Spirit," not because he was excited, but because he has ulcerative colitis. Ulcerative colitis is a type of inflamatory bowel disease that affects the large intestine and rectum. The disease affects 50 of every 10,000 people. To celebrate, Abrams and recent girlfriend Haley Reinhart spent 10 minutes growling into a microphone on the stage, causing host Dave Della Terza to give them a standing ovation. "I loved that shit," Della Terza said in a post-show press conference

Other winners included Fantasia's "Collard Greens and Cornbread" in the Favorite American Idol Alumni Train Wreck Song Release category and Taylor Hicks's performance with Steven Colbert in the Favorite American Idol Alumni Moment of the Year.

The return of the Constantine Maroulis Lifetime Acheievement Award of Suck went to overall failure Carly Smithson for losing yet another record deal and making almost no money while perfoming at Idol events. When asked for comment, Smithson rasied her middle finger and started to cry. Smithson's biggest fan, Richard Rushfield, was seen rocking back and forth and muttering to himself shortly after the awards ceremony eneded.

After finding out that she did not win any awards, Haley Reinhart smoked a bowl and said, "Well, that's the breaks, kid. At least I can go back to my job at Hooters. Anyone got any Cheetos?" Two-time nominee Rachel Zevita was spotted at the Naima Adedapo after party asking how she could've lost after she wore a cape on stage. Adedapo lamented, saying. "I know, girl. I screamed 'Boom fire!' and danced like I was having a seizure. I guess American Idol really is biased toward guys."

The full list of nominees and winners is available by clicking "read more."

Last night on Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert performed Rebecca Black's "Friday" and had special guest Taylor Hicks (decidedly the best American Idol winner ever due to VFTW) sing and play his harmonica. And just as you would expect, it's fun fun fun fun.

Christmas was over 6 weeks ago but for Worsters, Christmas is now on February 8 as first off, Howard Stern confirmed he is in very serious discussions to become the new judge on American Idol...

Howard Stern told his satellite radio listeners on Monday that he is considering leaving Sirius – and radio altogether — to become a judge on “American Idol.”

Stern confirmed a report that Fox is interested in hiring the Sirius shock jock to replace Simon Cowell on the reality show.

“There’s not a better job on the planet than judging that f—ing karaoke contest,” Stern said.

Howard discussed the situation on his radio show today and if you're talking American Idol, you've got to talk votefortheworst.com as Robin (correctly) gave us credit for getting Taylor Hicks to win Season 5, and how awesome we are in general!

This audio clip also gives you a bit of an idea of what Howard would bring to the show. Fatties, get ready to be humiliated. Ugly girls, you needn't apply. Closeted gay men, get ready to get dragged out screaming.

In other words...VFTW Victory!!!

Wow, Taylor Hicks has fallen from grace and into a muddy swamp of frauen. Poor guy. He went from winning American Idol (thanks to VFTW) to now signing albums at Walmart in the Women's Plus Sizes Department (that's not a joke... we wish it was). Idletard of course has all of the info, including pictures like the one on the left. A large crowd showed up for Taylor. And by large, we don't mean in numbers, we mean in the size of each person. They're heifers. The frauen usually are.