For Rock and Roll week, it’s a train wreck in the making. Will.i.am decides to give advice, Gwen Stefani styles the girls to look like whores, and the song choices are beyond ridiculous. And Idol’s back. After a lackluster Elton John week, this week had me standing and clapping like a coked up Alabama hopscotch dancing guitar player.

It’s Elton John week and I’m going to talk about what’s on everyone’s mind. What the fuck is up with Ryan Seacrest’s hair? Seriously, it’s got this stupid part or something in it now that makes him look really awful and it’s just weird and flat looking. Someone missed a trip to go get his hair did before the live show. Looks like he has too many jobs and not enough time in the dressing room with a mirror, mmkay? Besides the obvious hair tragedy, some of the Idols did perform well but others bored me to tears. So since we have a double elimination, can we knock off 2 of the boring people who populated the middle of the show? As predicted, Paul, Naima, and Lusky Stank brought the goods, but Casey was too busy receiving fellatio from the judges to remember to actually be interesting.

Tonight, the Idols did not disappoint with the Motown theme. Plenty of train wrecks and plenty of the Four Horsemen making VFTW proud. Paul McDonald brought out his guitar so that he could remind voters that he is indeed a white guy with a guitar and should thus automatically win the show, Casey growled at an audience member, Naima did some African dancing, and Jacob started a hug line. And if the four horsemen weren’t entertaining enough, Scotty butchered Motown, Haley ramped it up a bit, and the judges actually gave decent critiques for once. How is this show getting better by the week? The four horsemen are 4 of the best Idol contestants ever. Keep it up, Nigel. So here’s my take on the top 11.

For the top 12, the contestants sing songs from the year they were born. Paul McDonald, of course, makes VFTW proud with his performance. But it’s not just him I’m loving this year. I’ve dubbed my 4 favorite contestants the 4 Horsemen of the Idolpocalypse. Because if these 4 stick around long enough, it will kill the show. Not just in a slow, dignified way. But in a glorious, horrific way that I anticipate loving. My 4 horsemen are Paul, Casey, Jacob, and Naima. The 4 of them make me want to stand up and cheer because I love them so much each week. They keep delivering entertainment value and that VFTW je ne sais quoi that is so hard to bottle. And this season, four people have it. So naturally, VFTW is going to support the one who would produce the funniest winner, which would be white guy with a guitar #4 Paul McDonald. But there’s so much potential this year, I can’t help but say my interest in Idol is truly reinvigorated. This show has really hit its peak and I’m just holding on for the ride and hoping it can continue for as many weeks as possible. The other 3 horsemen should keep up the good work in case we lose Paul so we can switch horses and keep riding.