Here is Paula's breakdown on YouTube, courtesy of PerezHilton.com. She sounds uh... nevermind, the jokes write themselves.

The Superficial has an article up about Ms. Rehabdul that claims the AI judge did not trip over her dog when she broke her nose, "she actually cut it when she threw a glass against the wall and it shattered." Scandalous! She also had a meltdown during a conference call, sobbing about how people treat her so poorly. Uhhh... let's ask Amy Winehouse where Paula needs to go to get help for that.

That she broke her nose! Her excuse for being drunk this week? Apparently she "tripped while trying to miss her chihuahua." This means she'll have a broken nose for this week's shows. It also likely means that she'll be so hopped up on pain killers (even moreso than usual) that she'll be incredibly entertaining to the extreme, slurring and making no sense! Yay, Paula.

Check out this funny video by Kirin Kapin, Professor Chan's brother. There might be a few shoutouts to a certain website and a certain drunken judge. Also, head on over to www.snocap.com and search for Kirin Kapin for this song and a few more!