There were so many great acts on America's Got Talent tonight. A talking bird took a shit on stage (literally). A comedian told jokes about clubbing baby seals. An opera sang off key and had a fat guy pose as Cupid. They were all great. But the personal VFTW favorite is Those Funny Little People, a group of gnomes who dance and make Piers absolutely livid. So let's sneak the gnomes through and piss off Piers. Howie Mandel would love us for it. And Howie is the best judge. Dial 1-866-60-AGT-03 or go to http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/vote/ to vote as well.