In a somewhat surprising announcement, People Magazine reports that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have decided to end their marriage after 7 years and 2 children. It's surprising, because Marc must have finally realized that Jennifer can't act, sing, or do much of anything besides have a nice ass that needs more and more Photoshopping each year. And Jennifer finallly probably realized her eyesight was failing and that she had married Skeletor. Surprises all around.