It's time to continue our series of VFTW Memories with The UK Version of X Factor. While American Idol (and America in general) has been fighting VFTW for years, there's a cute little country across the pond that couldn't be more VFTW if they tried! The UK is incredibly VFTW and has a great sense of humor as every year they have at least one joke act on and love 'em or hate 'em, they're impossible not to watch! Read on to re-visit the greatest VFTW performances and moments from this show before you go back to watching the funeral march that is this season of American Idol...

It's British Hits Week on X Factor and the choice was easy for Rylan as he's been a Spice Girls fan since he was a young lad, fighting with all the girls on the playground to be Geri. Girl Power, Rylan!

While Rylan is a great story, a greater one may be Chrostopher Maloney, a cruise boat singer who's constantly leading the vote on this show. The show's doing everything to sabotage him, including putting him the the death spot tonight and the judges ravaging him. But much like American Idol, grannies have taken over this show and if Christopher were to win, that would be the final nail in this show's coffin. C'mon England, I want a Rylan-Christopher Finale. I know you want it too!

Rylan said he was going to be serious this week and for those who believed that, I have some prime real estate I'd like to sell you in Antarctica. Rylan was a campy as ever tonight as he did a mashup of Hung Up and Gimme Gimme Gimme that Lady Gaga would find over the top.

Gary thinks this may have been Rylan's last performance on X Factor. But like Rylan would say, Shut-upppppppppp Gary!

It was Halloween Week on UK X Factor this week but every week is Halloween for Rylan Clark and VFTW! Tonight we got another mashup (as all joke contestants on this show always do) of Toxic, Horny and Poison that had a little bit of everything...except any actual singing!

While Rylan was as epic as ever, the true highlight of the night was when Gary and Tulisa got into a fight and he said she has fag ash breath lol. This is my favorite judge's moment of the season, at least until Britney Spears is gurneyed off to the looney bin on live TV later this week.