VFTW, the grannies, fraus and fundies have done it again...VFTW Pick Tate Stevens wins X Factor!

Congrats X Factor, you now have the exact same completely unmarketable winner American Idol's had five years running. Tate will surely be as big as last year's winner, whoever that was.

Meanwhile, Carly Rose Sonenclar's stage parents are surely devasted by this massive failure as it's back to Broadway productions of Annie for their daughter. And the next time Fifth Harmony will be seeing each other is at the funeral of whichever one dies first.

Now, time to get ready to give American Idol WGWG #6.

It's been a long road to get to the Finals, one that's been a complete waste of time as VFTW's known for ages WGWG is going to win this. The show starts off with Simon introducing a tribute to last week's tragic school shooting and I'm wondering if Simon's going to roll his eyes like he did when Chris Richardson gave a shout-out after the Virgina Tech shooting a few years back. All of this year's cast are back to lip sync for all the lost children. Beatrice and Arin are back, and we're reminded why they were eliminated so early as they're awful. Paige is singing in her own key, and where's Cece? This all seems well-intentioned and harmless enough...until Emblem3 comes on stage and destroys everything. Between the lip syncing and backing tracks, 5th Harmony doesn't know if they're coming or going and I'm hearing harmony despite the fact that only one of them is singing. And even when between the acts and a choir there are about 50 people singing at the same time, Camille's voice is still coming through like a metal spike being driven into my ear.

It's time for the Semi Finals and the judges are ready to pimp their acts to the extreme, everyone except Demi, who has no acts left after destroying each one of hers one by one. Britney says there isn't room for two groups, and she's right as VFTW Pick WGWG's spot in the final is guaranteed so Carly Rose or one of Simon's acts has to go. While VFTW has accepted this reality long ago, the show nevertheless tries to give WGWG one final shove under the bus by giving him the death spot tonight. The first round is songs chosen by the contestants and Tate has chosen redneck as he's doing a song about fire, burning tires, cars and anything else hick you can think of that would pander to his fanbase. But he's also pandering to another fanbase as Tate's dancing is as VFTW as it gets.

We're back to see who'll be joining WGWG and Plant in the Semi Finals next week. It's another double elimination tomorrow night and with the ratings this show's getting, you get the feeling Fox wishes it could be a Quintuple Elim so they could flush this bomb of a show down the toilet. We get a recap of last week's results, which they describe as the most shocking of the season...because VFTW pick Cece Frey is still around! Here come our hosts and Khloe's so tightly taped to fit into her dress, she can barely walk. And all this strapping in seems to have cut off the oxygen to her brain as she thinks it was last night Vino was eliminated. We find out Mario just got married, to someone named Harry. There are two rounds tonight and the first one is Unplugged, which really shows off your singing, which means Cece is in trouble. As if it isn't clear enough that the show wants her gone by giving her the Death Spot, the judges throw salt in her wounds by tearing her apart before she even gets to give her performance. Our girl's doing Edge Of Glory and I'm on the edge of having a stroke as Cece's singing in every key except the right one. As far as the performance itself, it's the stripped back type of thing you'd expect for an Unplugged theme. I only mention this because while Cece got stiffed with minimal staging, all the other acts got much more elaborate productions. Simon almost seems to be saying goodbye to Cece just like last week but she reminds America I'm Still Here!