X Factor Winner Melanie Amaro Sets New World Record!

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 5:08 PM EDT

With The Olympics going on, we're seeing World Records falling everyday. Well, in the spirit of The Games, Melanie Amaro's cover for her first single has also set a new World Record...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...for most pounds photoshopped out of picture. This is what Melanie really looks like. That's a good 60 pounds chopped out, which breaks Kelly Clarkson's old record of 40.

Here's her new single and Melanie is definitely putting the Fail in Don't Fail Me Now. But one thing that didn't fail during the recording was the autotune machine, which was operating at full power.

Melanie Amaro Wins X Factor

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 9:59 PM EST

Melanie Amaro wins X Factor. Now it's time for a massive diet.

Josh Krajcik finishes second. Back to the burito stand.

Chris Rene finishes third. A major disappointment like this is enough to make one relapse.

Final shows like tonight's are way too boring to blog about as all that remains are just boring generic contestants who've gotten this far because of tards and fraus so instead let's take a look back at the most VFTW moments on this season's show. When we first heard X Factor was coming to America we were very hopeful as The UK version of the show is so VFTW-friendly but things got off to a horrible start due to a repulsive amount of over-hype that turned off a lot of people before the show even got started. And things didn't get much better from there as this show had little of the VFTW magic the UK version does and we landed up with basically the exact same final we'd see on American Idol. But in all this dullness there were a few brave souls who let their Worster Flags fly by having meltdowns in front of the entire nation, going on mad rants about Jesus and refusing to sing so let's look back at the most VFTW moments of the past season...

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