American Idol's left Los Angeles behind in a trail of puke and collapsed bodies and we're off to Las Vegas, or V-A-G-A-S as one of these geniuses spells it out. And tonight's show is basically narrated by Heejun Han. Heejun's bitch, Big Hick What's-his-name, is bullying people on the bus and punches a woman in the face as Heejun's led him to the edge of madness. The contestants have to perform in groups again and Skylar Laine can't find one as no one wants to sing with someone who sounds like they have two watermelons stuck up their nose. And tonight's this season's debut of psychotic voice coach Peggi Blu, who will whip, beat and strangle the best out of these contestants.

After stretchering off all the collapsed contestants and cleaning all the puke off the floor from last week, we're back for group performances. First up are The Bettys and they're the total VFTW package, complete with bitching, whining, puking and horrendous singing too! They, like some other groups, are doing Hit Em Up Style and this choice is as predictably disastrous as it sounds. Jennifer Malsch is the biggest bitch in this group, and that's quite the accomplishment considering whom she's surrounded with. Cherie Tucker could be a superstar if she sang as well as she whines and makes excuses. The most interesting thing about Gabrielle Cavasa is that she puked, but who hasn't by now.

Next up is Groove Sauce, which should be renamed Spaz Sauce as it contains both Reed Grimm and Creighton Fraker! They sound great compared to the first group, which was more Shit Sauce than Groove Sauce. And Reed and Creighton are in a battle to see who's the Sauciest of the Saucers, and who's the winner is a matter of taste as to whether you prefer the spastic/mildly insane (Reed), or the spastic/completely insane (Creighton!). Jen Hirsh has a bit of a Katharine McPhee thing going on-pre the 30 pound weight loss. Aaron Marcellus' screeching and meilsma reminds me of the sad recent loss of Whitney Houston, who if she had seen Aaron this week would've screamed Shutup Bitch! Nick Boddington would be perfect if they ever do a re-make of Deliverance.

We're back for VFTW's favorite time of season...Gah-Roops! as people will forever have their reputations destroyed just to be on a failing karaoke show. We begin with a flashback to Symone Black's awesome wipeout from last night. The contestants form a Jesus Circle. Jesus thinks long and hard about it, and he decides I won't kill this one. But I am going to give her an overbearing stage dad who'll drive her to madnees. I'm also going to make Randy fat, turn Ryan's skin orange and give J-Lo a gigantic ass. And this medical moment is brought to you by Sprite, which seems to magically revive Idol contestants and, by coincidence, also sponsors this show. With Symone now off to the hospital, we get on to advancing Jeremy Rosado, who may be joining Symone at the hospital soon if he doesn't lose some weight, and Nico Starr, who the only thing I know about him is that he has a dumbass name. Meanwhile, Lauren Mink must go back to changing diapers at the special school she works at while Ethan Jones can crawl back under the rock he came from.

It's VFTW's favorite time of year as we're off to Hollywood where 309 of America's most desperate people will beg, cry, bitch, whine and stab each other in the back just to get on a karaoke show. Up first is Johnny Keyser, one of the better looking guys in this competition, and Heejun Hun, who is not. Heejun's imtimidated by how good looking all the guys are, but surely he hasn't met Adam Brock yet. Heejun's so nervous that he's flapping his arms so fast that he's about to make a humming sound. Heejun passes through to the next day and the arms start flapping again and this time he actually takes flight!