Shannon Migraine Eliminated

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 9:13 PM EDT

It's back to the mansion for VFTW pick Shannon as Nigel decided he didn't want her on his tour and eliminated her. While she didn't make the tour, she can comfort herself that she got to be hit on by Steven Tyler on National TV, have her hideous performance of a Whitney song forever preserved on youtube, along with garnering the hatred of the types who watch this show who are jealous she's rich and isn't ugly or fat, the same people who made it an all-female Bottom 3 tonight. But most importantly, she can tell her kids she was VFTW's pick! Hope it was all worth it Shannon.

Shannon was a strangely fun pick but I've gotten over her being eliminated right about...NOW. Who's next?

Who should be the VFTW pick for the top 10?
  

Oh and kill us now, the theme for the top 10 is Billy Joel. Who is picking these god awful outdated themes? We can't wait for Journey week, Paul Simon week, and of course the ever so current Beach Boys week. This show is killing itself off without even needing our help.

Keep Voting for Shannon 1-866-IDOLS-06 (Wasn't That Her Number Last Week?)

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 at 10:10 PM EDT

Shannon MagraneWell, everyone was as boring as a bag of boring pills tonight as usual. So we might as well stick with our guns and keep helping our migraine inducing heroine get to the next round. Shannon isn't a very good singer and she clearly has no idea how bad she is. That attitude makes for a great pick. Heejun and DeAndre upped their bad singing a bit this week, but they are way more likable than Shannon. No one will be happy if Shannon advances except for us. One more week and she's on the tour. That's right - people will pay money to see someone else and they will have to listen to Shannon sing as well. Let that thought linger in your mind as you cackle and vote tonight.

Call 1-866-IDOLS-06
And text VOTE to 5706
And vote at americanidol.com

Shannon Magrane Does a Rap Medley

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, March 09, 2012 at 11:26 PM EST


When we originally picked Shannon Migraine as the VFTW pick, we were a little unconvinced of her awesomeness and picked her by default. But if anything always ends up being true, it's that the VFTW pick is always the right one. Check out Shannon singing during a rap medley in this video from YouTube. She's showing some VFTW personality and her singing is just as wonderful as it was this past week on the show. We may still be supporting her next week after all!

Shannon Magrane SAFE!

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 8:58 PM EST

We did it!

 

Without VFTW, Shannon would've been in the Bottom 2 and the judges might've sent her home as she sucked hard last night. I hope she and her dad appreciate what we did for her.

Bottom 2 were Jeremy Rosado and Elise Testone, with Jeremy eliminated, as fodder always is.

Come back next week for Shannon's voting number...she'll need the help.

Subscribe


s