Heejun Han Eliminated

Posted by Insane on Thursday, March 29, 2012 at 9:08 PM EDT

See what happens when you betray VFTW, Heejun? Nothing good ever comes of that. Oh well, at least we had one good week with him aside from the one not-so-good week. Who should we vote for next? DeAndre? Colton? Someone else? Have your say right here!

 

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We're Sticking With Heejun Han 1-866-IDOLS-03

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 9:53 PM EDT

Green Eggs and HanSo this week Heejun was boring as shit because he doesn't want to let anyone down. Well he let us down by being a bore this week. But since no one else stepped up to the plate and most people still hate Heejun, we'll continue to support him. If he can eliminate someone else, people will still hate him no matter how seriously he wants to take the show. His voice is definitely the weakest one left and his personality is the most polarizing.

So although this show is an unwatchable ballad fest and the worst season of Idol ever, vote for Heejun anyway. You don't have to do it with a lot of effort - just do whatever you feel like. And hey, maybe we'll eliminate one of the girls.

Dial 1-866-IDOLS-03 or text VOTE to 5703 or vote at AmericanIdol.com.

Hopefully The Voice will entertain us more next week. Because with ratings and momentum like this, American Idol 12 is no longer a sure thing. Nigel is dropping the ball here.

Erika Van Pelt Booted, We Saved Heejun In The Bottom 2!

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 9:03 PM EDT

Erika Van Pelt Expecting Kicked OffHeejun was in the bottom 2 with Erika Van Pelt but he was not the lowest vote getter. Looks like if he wasn't the VFTW pick, he'd have gone home without our votes. We saved him! Great work, Worsters. You did a phenomenal job making sure he had just enough votes to make it through this week and now it's fairly obvious this was all our doing. Andwe got Erika, someone who can actually sing pretty well, booted. She wasn't saved, and hopefully now everyone understands when we say you actually need to vote your fingers off. Never take for granted that Heejun will stick around because he's hanging on by a thread. And Heejun, keep delivering and being as crazy as you can. You've got our full fledged support and you are a star, even if you don't think you are.

You can send love mail to us for saving Heejun at mail@votefortheworst.com.

We just helped keep this show fun. You're welcome, America! Love, VFTW.

It's Finally Heejun Time! Vote for Heejun - 1-866-IDOLS-08

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 at 9:52 PM EDT

It took him until after the tour contestants were decided, but it looks like Heejun was just biding his time to unleash his true awesomeness. And unleash he did. He's been trolling the show for weeks and it finally made it into a performance. First he mocks the fact that he's been singing slow stuff all season. Then he strips off his suit and runs around in a crazy colored outfit. And then he sings ironic lyrics about not caring about anyone else and doing whatever he wants. It's the performance of the season for sure, and we are loving Heejun. Any women in Heejun's general vicinity, please fuck him tonight so that he is rewarded for his behavior. We need to keep this going.

Now that the Heejun we all knew existed has shown up to the party, we must reward him with votes. Lots and lots of votes. Vote until your fingers bleed. Call 1-866-IDOLS-08, text VOTE to 5708, and vote at AmericanIdol.com.

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