When we left American Idol last week, we were mired in group drama. Not the awesome kind of group drama brought in earlier seasons by the likes of Brenna Gethers, The Brittenums, and the Jersey Girls. No one calling the judges gay or incompetent. But at least we have Heejun Han about to kill a cowboy. Let's see how that went.

It's the morning of group rounds, and everyone is tired and nervous. Fantastic! I'm ready for the train wrecks.

We're back in Hollywood again, and that only means one thing: GAH-ROOPS. In eleven years, this round is the only one which has consistently been entertaining, unless you count Season 9, which I consider completely void and invalid. Then again, I've said before that I think Season 11 is going to make Season 9 look like Season 5, so while I'm hopeful, I'm not exactly holding my breath for an epic garoop episode. Here we go...

We left off last night with Symone Black, who fell off the stage while singing Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay. Symone is a genius. By falling, she has made the song more interesting than many former AI contestants have. As she falls, Ryan and many members of the crew gather around Symone and call for medical attention, while the judges stare on cluelessly. Steven and J Lo can't even be bothered to stand up, and they talk about her like she's not laying just a few feet in front of them. Class act, J Lo and Steven. Class act. J Lo realizes she looks like a major twat and jumps up to help, while the other contestants play up to the Bible Belt by starting a prayer circle.

We're back in Hollywood again, and that only means one thing: GAH-ROOPS. In eleven years, this round is the only one which has consistently been entertaining, unless you count Season 9, which I consider completely void and invalid. Then again, I've said before that I think Season 11 is going to make Season 9 look live Season 5, so while I'm hopeful, I'm not exactly holding my breath for an epic garoop episode. Here we go...

We left off last night with Symone Black, who fell off the stage while singing Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay. Symone is a genius. By falling, she has made the song more interesting than many former AI contestants have. As she falls, Ryan and many members of the crew gather around Symone and call for medical attention, while the judges stare on cluelessly. teven and J Lo can't even be bothered to stand up, and they talk about her like she's not laying just a few feet in front of them. Class act, J Lo and Steven. Class act. J Lo realizes she looks like a major twat and jumps up to help, while the other contestants play up to the Bible Belt by starting a prayer circle.

Ah, Hollywood. I'm so happy that we've reached this stage, not only because this is the stage where the most drama is brought, but because there are no more audition episodes this year! I wish I could say 'ever', but I'm sure that American Idol's long, slow, horrible death rattle has only begun, and should last for at least a couple of more years. *sigh* But never mind that, because here comes the Hollywood dramafest! Said dramafest begins with some boring ass montages. Am I going to write about the stupid montages? Hell no! Nobody wants to see the damn montages. It's just filler from not being able to come up with an hour's worth of good material, so let's get straight to the action, K?