When we left American Idol last week, we were mired in group drama. Not the awesome kind of group drama brought in earlier seasons by the likes of Brenna Gethers, The Brittenums, and the Jersey Girls. No one calling the judges gay or incompetent. But at least we have Heejun Han about to kill a cowboy. Let's see how that went.

It's the morning of group rounds, and everyone is tired and nervous. Fantastic! I'm ready for the train wrecks.