We've been joking around here for years that Chris looks like a Penis With Ears. But now, he just looks like a gaping hairy asshole. Chris would've done well this year with the group of male fugs we have, instead of losing to Taylor Hicks.
While we just think it's another hilarious way for us to mock him. He looks terrible. Chris posted this picture on his Twitter, but soon he'll probably wish he hadn't because he looks like even more of a douche nozzle than normal. At least not as bad as the beard.
What in the world made Chris Daughtry tweet this? And how can we make him stop?
With Leave This Town not selling anywhere near what their last album did, the band Daughtry isn't enjoying much fame or radio play nowadays. Did the world finally get a sense of taste and realize we don't need anymore Nickelback clones? Take this concert review, for instance, from the Oakland Tribune:
"The capacity crowd was filled with soccer moms and suburban housewives that came to party. They pursued that goal with gusto, to the point where there were reports of women getting sick in the bathroom and having to leave the venue.
Others weren't so lucky and stuck around for Daughtry's entire monotonous set."
Will PWE's career recover? Or will he face the same fate as most Idol alums- finally realizing that he's a pre-packaged musician who was never intended to last a long time, making way for the next pre-packaged Idol contestant to release a Nickleback clone album next year?