Two VFTW favorites, Casey Abrams and Jackie Tohn, clone themselves and perform as a fabulous foursome to the tune of "Can't Buy Me Love." Isn't it great how VFTW favorites always get to know each other and then do awesome stuff like this?

As snarky as we are, this website obviously doesn't condone murder. And we like Jennifer Hudson, she's good people. So when Jennifer's mother, brother, and nephew were murdered, we were hoping the bastard who did it would be brought to justice. Today, the jury issued a verdict in the murder trial, and William Balfour, Jennifer's former brother-in-law, was found guilty of murdering Jennifer's family members. He now faces life in prison. May this help the Hudson family have some closure in this horrible tragedy.

So it looks like Hollie Cavanagh is finally toast. Not shocking, she never had any emotion in any of her songs. But we wanted to make sure our #wgwg5 made it into the top 3. As Steven said tonight, Phillip just doesn't care about anything. He half asses his performances. He skips the Ford commercials. He'll be the perfect winner if he can somehow sneak past the predetermined top 2 and get into the finale. 

So now, it's up to us. Phillip must knock out either Joshua or Jessica next week. If he can do that, the judges, the producers, and America will be pissed. Get your dialing fingers ready for next week - we'll need to vote our asses off. But we can do it, Worsters. #wgwg5 FTW!

#wgwg5 is clearly the worst one left. He even knows it. Idol is clearly trying to ditch him by making him sing first so that everyone forgets. But we won't forget. Just like he slayed the Skylar beast last week, he can slay one of the others this week. We can't be complacent though and watch him get eliminated. He needs our votes because one week of fewer votes is what separates him from his hometown visit in the top 3 and a hometown visit out of the competition. If we can get Phillip to the top 3, the hometown visit will help invigorate his fanbase to vote even more. So we must get him over this hump.

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Don't stop until your fingers bleed. And if you know a fat, Southern woman, remind her it is her duty to vote for Phillip too. Write to all of the lonely older women you know and subtly suggest to them that Phillip will fuck them if he wins the show. That's worth a few votes.