Who saw this one coming? The guy no one was really paying attention to, Jermaine Paul, ended up winning The Voice. And now that makes the 2nd Bald Black Guy With a Record Deal to win this show in 2 seasons. Next year, we're going to have to support #bbgwrd3 because this is definitely the antithesis to Idol. But no matter what, a female will never win a televised singing show ever again. We're still shocked and laughing - how did this guy win? It's hilarious!

In the end, VTW pick Tony Lucca got 3rd place and Christina Aguilera's closet case Chris Mann got 4th. So we helped piss off Christina, just as we intended. We feel good about that! Great work, everyone.

Make sure to bid on the official VFTW The Voice caricatures. They're awesome!

Tony Lucca completely forgot the words to "Harder to Breathe" and he pissed off Christina Aguilera big time by basically calling her a bitch while singing "99 Problems" tonight. Then Christina retaliated all night by saying that Tony has no class and doesn't respect women every chance she got for the rest of the show. This is entertainment, folks. We must reward this man with the giant testicles. Let's not forget, as the caricatue in the banner shows, Tony was the only person not voted through by America's vote last week. If America's vote had been counted, Katrina would've been in the final. Instead, America's vote was thrown in the trash and Tony made the finale to make Christina Aguilera very very angry. 

So vote for Tony Lucca - 1-855-VOICE-03 and online at nbc.com (you get 10 votes per method) - and let's make Christina Aguilera have a total meltdown tomorrow when the guy she absolutely detests wins the show. Tony's got 99 problems, and Christina's one. One problem he doesn't have? Getting our support! Vote and make sure you get other people to help too. (Video via Rickey.org)