People Magazine is reporting that Clay Aiken is one of the contestants on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice along with Debbis Gibson and one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. If you've ever seen the show, the contestants just call their rich friends and raise money through them. Too bad Clay is on the show a few years too late - before he came out of the closet, the rabid and delusional Claymates would've raised billions to make sure he'd win. Are there even any Claymates left? We kind of miss their ridiculous, career killing antics.
In a song called On Fire that leaked from Eminem's forthcoming album Recovery, Eminem calls out David Cook as being a "flash in the pan" and that he better run away as fast as he can. Fast forward to about 1:42 to hear the mention. While yes, David Cook has not had a successful career at all, Eminem is a pathetic loser who picks weak targets. David Cook? Really? He also attacked Clay Aiken and Adam Lambert in a past song. Why not try attacking someone who could actually kick your ass and see what happens? Eminem just comes across as a pussy, even if we don't even particularly care about David Cook.
Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.
2003 was a year for songs that were so bad, they're good. So many guilty pleasures came out of this year, as people apparently were trying to be terrible to sell records. It worked! Here's a recap of the songs that made 2003 a terrible year for music.
10. Amanda Perez - Angel
Some people get record deals because they sing well. Some get record deals because they're attractive. Some get record deals based on buzz. Then there's Amanda Perez, who has none of the above. How she became famous, and how this horribly written and horribly sung song became such a hit on the radio is a mystery. Showing how one note she is, Amanda released a second single called "I Pray" which sounds almost identical to "Angel". Thankfully, Amanda never repeated the success of her first song.
PeopleofWalmart.com, a brilliant website that chronicles the trashiest customers that frequent WalMart, posted an update today with a Clay Aiken decked out car. Yes, this was posted today. So some frau out there is still so obsessed with Clay Aiken, she drives around in this car. Well, we think it's a woman's car at least...