The round where the judges actually see you started today so Nigel can no longer hold onto the world's worst kept secret: Your judging panel for next season is Mariah Carey, Nicki Minaj (next to a midget Chris Sligh), Keith Urban (appropriately next to 2 fraus) and Randy Jackson. There is some VFTW potential here as Mariah and Nicki haven't even started working together and already hate each other's guts. Nicki is completely nuts and unpredictable, and that's nothing compared to Mariah. Keith Urban will be lucky to get a word in between these two. Meanwhile, the world would be a much better place if Randy never got in a word at all.

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Country Vibe is reporting that Keith Urban has accepted an offer to be one of the new judges on American Idol. This should greatly please rednecks and fraus (whom make up 95% of this show's viewers) and basically guarentees we're going to get WGWG #6, which greatly pleases VFTW.

One friendly piece of advice from VFTW to Keith: He better up his insurance policy as he's going to get caught up between nutcases Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj as they scratch each other's eyes out all season.