We're back for a second night of auditions and if Simon wasn't freaked out enough about losing to The Voice last night, let's see how he does tonight going against the season premiere of Big Bang Theory, the Season Finale of America's Got Talent and an NFL football game. We're back in San Francisco, where we're bound to see many hippie girls in flowery dresses, and many guys in flowery dresses too (pictured, left!). The judges arrive and Britney shows up last as it takes longer to take all her meds. The first desperate famewhore we meet tonight is Johnny Maxwell and his MILFy stage mom. 16-year-old Johnny is as pumped up as it gets and has more energy going through him than an Iranian Nuclear power plant. He's doing an original song and we've got our Young Homie 2.0, meaning we're going to hear this song about another fifty times this season. Simon says Johnny is a much better rapper than singer, but so are about 99% of the other people in this world.
It's almost time for the second season of X Factor and VFTW has once again figured out which acts have made the final cut even before the show starts! X Factor got off to a horrible start in its debut season and has made many changes, mainly to appeal to tards by bringing in new judges Britney Spears and Demi Lovato, in the hopes of finding their own One Direction or Cher Lloyd. And it looks like it's going to be VFTW's season as this list is made up of rappers, fake groups and Justin Bieber wannabes, many of them plants. But there's one WGWG who may have something to say about that, along with one contestant (pictured) who may be too fabulous for America to resist!
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