Sanjaya is SAFE, Bye Bye to Gina
It couldn't last forever! Great try, everyone! On to the top 12 and Sanjaya!
We lost our Worsters, but we had a great 3 week run with them! Sundance and Antonella were truly VFTW victories in a great sense, and now it's time to move on to the top 12 and a new phase of Worsthood. Who will we vote for? At this point, we've gotta embrace Sanjaya and take him as far as he can go 
Frenchie Davis is mad... because she's an idiot
You may remember that larger than life American Idol season 2 contestant Frenchie Davis was kicked off the show for her risque photos. Well, now Frenchie's mad that Antonella Barba got to stick around this season, and she wants a public apology from Idol and further negotiations. Except Frenchie forgets that she modeled for a porn website that said its models were underage, while Antonella just took some suggestive pictures with friends (remember, the blow job pictures are NOT really Antonella). Big difference. People are trying to make it into a race issue (Frenchie is black) or a size issue (Frenchie is a big woman), but those people are idiots. Get over it, Frenchie, and stop living in the past. Leave our Princess alone!
One of the best episodes EVER. VFTW VICTORY!
This may be one of the most VFTW episodes of Idol EVER. Nick, AJ, Alaina, and Leslie went home. ManBearPig sheds tears, Alaina can't complete her sing out, Pickler comes back looking 40 and still sucks (with a much bigger butt), and ANTONELLA IS SAFE. I can't stop cheering. This is the best show on television, folks! We love you, Antonella, don't let us down next week.
Another week of Sanjaya, and this is great, because Sanjaya is now tied with Scott Savol and Kellie Pickler for longest running VFTW American Idol pick. If we can get him through next week, he'll be the all time record holder. And next week is Latin week. Sanjaya, please sing Shake Your Bon Bon. Please. We'll bake some cookies. Also, Michael Buble outed himself as a Worster when he said he was voting for Antonella. We'll need to get him the updated memo on Sanjaya, but thanks for the help, Michael! And is it not obvious that the producers are just sticking Haley in the bottom every week so people get mad at her and forget about Sanjaya? Lame tactic, producers. Lame.