There's a national emergency: No, I'm not talking about the fiscal cliff, the dreadful economy or gun violence. No, this emergency is much more serious: #WGWG5 Phillip Phillips can't make one of the stupid New Year's Eve TV shows he was scheduled to perform on. What is America going to do? Who could possibly replace Phillip? I know, let's get another WGWG as Tate Stevens has been tabbed to replace Phil. It's the perfect choice as people won't even notice the difference!
Meanwhile, this is another slap in the face for Simon Cowell as this is proof that all his stupid show has produced is just an interchangeable version of the same winner American Idol's had five years running.
VFTW, the grannies, fraus and fundies have done it again...VFTW Pick Tate Stevens wins X Factor!
Congrats X Factor, you now have the exact same completely unmarketable winner American Idol's had five years running. Tate will surely be as big as last year's winner, whoever that was.
Meanwhile, Carly Rose Sonenclar's stage parents are surely devasted by this massive failure as it's back to Broadway productions of Annie for their daughter. And the next time Fifth Harmony will be seeing each other is at the funeral of whichever one dies first.
Now, time to get ready to give American Idol WGWG #6.
Tate needs to win!!!
Vote for VFTW Pick Tate Stevens NOW...
1) Call toll-free 1-855-THE-XF-02 (1-855-843-9302) &
2) online at TheXFactorUSA.com
3) Verizon Touch Voting on The Xtra Factor App on Verizon Android devices
4) text messaging for Verizon Wireless customers 9302
5) Those with valid Facebook accounts can also vote at Facebook.com/TheXFactorUSA
VFTW, the grannies and fundies did it...WGWG SAFE!!!
Meanwhile, the tards failed as Douchebag3 loses out to a fake group and is CUT! Simon won't get his 2nd Direction.
This supposedly shocking elimination wasn't so shocking considering the show was setting it up all night by repeating again and again that Fifth Harmony was going to be cut. And Simon's and Britney's dreadful acting didn't make things any more convincing.
WGWG's in the finals, as anyone could've predicted months ago. No Harmony has No Chance so VFTW and WGWG have only one person in our target...Carly Rose!
Come back here next week immediately after Tate's performance for his voting info.