Not to say that Blake and Chris Richardson aren't attractive young men, especially after the parade of fuglies that normally make up the guys' half of the Idol cast, but someone is taking it a little too far. We've been cracking up all day reading this fan fiction story about Chris and Blake's first homosexual experience, so we wanted to pass it on to you to laugh at. If you want to get off on it too, I guess that's cool, just pretend that you laughed at it for our sake, ok?

For those of you who haven't been keeping up and want to skip the episode tomorrow, here's the list of the top 24 that IdolForums has spoiled. Don't read on if you don't want to know.

In other updates, it's rumored that Gwen Stefani will be singing her single "The Sweet Escape" on the March 28 episode of Idol. Expect a VFTW victory that eclipses even the worst contestant that week.

Also, our "friends" at Idolforums have posted who they've heard are the contestants who have definitely made the top 24 voting rounds. Want to know who they've pegged so far? Keep reading...