J, the overweight 23-year old who decided to go on a hunger strike until Sanjaya was voted off, has officially quit. Being that she's a liar, and she would be close to dead by now from not eating for 2.5 full weeks, it's good that she's giving up the charade. We wonder how many burgers she ate after doing each of her updates, because she had to use some creative camera angles to hide the fact that she's put on weight since the strike began.

This is hysterical. On The O'Reilly Factor, civil litigator Danielle Aidala makes incredibly stupid arguments about how she could sue this website. The arguments are actually even stupider than the rationale from the 12 year olds who write to us, so it's a pretty funny way to waste five minutes if you're bored.

TMZ.com has decided to honor Dave and Votefortheworst.com by naming both in this week's 5 biggest losers. Since we helped Sanjaya stick around, that makes very little sense. Seems TMZ isn't enjoying Sanjaya's stay... or maybe they're just mad that we called them out on their bogus story about "a source close to" Sanjaya's family. Either way, the people at TMZ honestly believe that the website is going to get sued and apparently they think Dave is straight. Once again, they didn't do their homework. But still, Dave will wear this distinction with pride! Thanks, TMZ!

We have no idea why we find this so funny, but we love Sanjaya's sense of humor. Here, he presents Sour Patch Kids Gone Wild.