Adam Lambert

Of course our girl Megan has an amazingly talented tongue! And Matt Giraud's impression of Adam Lambert is spot on. Nice work, Matt! Why does Gokey think that farting out his mouth is a talent? We've all seen him do it every week on the show, but there he calls it "singing" for some reason.


After our very unscientific poll on the front page, those of you who decided to participate let us know who you'd like to see as the first VFTW pick of the season in the finals. Your favorites so far are:

1. Adam Lambert
2. Jorge Nunez
3. Anoop Desai
4. Scott MacIntyre
5. Michael Sarver
6. Megan Joy Corkrey

We'll see how they perform this week, but thanks for your opinions.


Adam Lambert's Star Spangled Banner

Posted by thefunnystone on March 6th, 2009 at 12:28 PM

Best version ever. This one has sheep! Adam, if you do this on the show, we will love you. Fuck the judges, stop playing to them and play to us.


While we didn't want to hurt his chances in the competition by scaring the fundie frauen away from him, Adam Lambert apparently has tons of photos of himself making out with some dude online that were posted on our message board. So for the idiots who somehow think this guy is not gay, Adam Lambert is gay. Total future VFTW pick because he's going to completely scare off the tween girl and bored housewife vote eventually (which really is a smart career move when you see how they ruin careers like Clay Aiken's).

 

Adam is an attention whore, and we love it! He's probably lurking here right now. We like his style. Click read more for more pictures.


Via MJ's Big Blog. Allison is just as strange as ever, Kris is boring but pretty, and Adam lets out his inner Normund fantard. Adam also says the only person the cast hates is Tatiana and he's scared she'll come back for Wildcard. Do it, Idol. Do it. You know you want to.


Adam Lambert Crawls Through Fire as a VFTW Dark Horse

Posted by thefunnystone on February 19th, 2009 at 5:08 AM

We're all feeling the Normund Gentle love for group 2 so far, but there's also the possibility that Adam Lambert finally does his thing. If you've only watched the show, you don't yet know Adam's full potential, such as this performance here. Dude needs to bring it.


Adam Lambert's Original Music on YouTube

Posted by thefunnystone on February 15th, 2009 at 5:58 PM

Someone uploaded Adam Lambert's original songs to YouTube. Above is "Pop Goes the Camera" and you can also watch "Kiss and Tell". If Adam would sing and act fabulous like he does in these songs, he might win our support in the future. Stop being so boring!


JoesPlace Top 36 Update 1/29

Posted by thefunnystone on January 29th, 2009 at 5:45 AM

JoesPlace has updated her top 36 list to include Kendall Beard, Felicia Barton, and Adam Lambert, as well as the previously spoiled Lil Rounds. JP is more reliable than the list we got via e-mail of course, so we'll say she's probably right. Felicia Barton is on this list, while she's not on the other one.

Edit: And just after we post this, we're now sure Felicia is not on the list. She's not in the top 36. Probably so some plant like Joanna could be.