Well, we guess the answer to "Can Adam Lambert look any goofier than he did on American Idol?" is a resounding yes.
Good Lord. This better be fake. Dina Marie (Journey711) on Twitter got a tattoo of Adam Lambert's eyes (apparently) on her back. Dina, seriously, do you want to die alone? This is why Adam skips the meet and greets, just so you know.
We know he's been ditching every meet and greet because of it, so it's funny to hear Adam Lambert finally admit his fans are annoying on Velocity Live Radio. He even goes a step further to talk about how much they stink and perspire:
"There’s a lot of very interesting fan encounters–very, very overzealous fans, and I love them all. They’re super supportive, and they obviously put me where I am. You know, if it weren’t for these fans, I wouldn’t have gotten as far as I did. Sometimes, they’re a little sweaty, A little smelly–very touchy-feely. And some of the gifts are interesting. You know, I got, like, an inflatable kangaroo at one point, four feet tall, and I kind of was like, ok, well, thank you, this is sweet, what the…am I going to do with this?"
So basically, Adam appreciates their money, but not their smelly, sweaty puffy paint t-shirts. Can't blame him. You can listen to the interview at MJ's Big Blog.
Someone ditched last night's meet and greet again. One guess who it was. From someone who attended the concert:
I went to the American Idol concert last night (August 19th) at the Times Union Center in Albany, New York. Adam ditched the Meet & Greet with the fans after the show again. Not that I was surprised.
Adam and Anoop were the only 2 Idols that didn't sign autographs after the show. Adam snuck out of the arena. This guy with like shoulder length blonde hair walked out with some guy (who ended up being Adam) who was wearing a Guitar Hero sweatshirt. He kept his face down and had the hood of the sweatshirt up and when he walked by everyone, he pulled the hood more forward so you couldn't see his face. He got on the bus and then the guy with the blonde hair went back inside. Everyone thought it was Kris in the sweatshirt.. but Adam was the only one who no one saw exit the arena, so it had to have been him in the sweatshirt. And when the guy with the blonde hair came back outside this little girl standing next to me yelled out "was that ADAM you snuck out?!?!?!" and the guy put his finger to his lips like "shhh" and winked. Anoop at least waved to the fans and thanked us all for coming to the show.
A bunch of girls standing around me started chanting "ADAM! ADAM! ADAM!" but he never came off the bus to sign. I kept telling people "don't expect Adam to come out here. He hasn't gone to most of the meet & greets."
Apparently Adam Lambert goes to the same portrait studio as Gaspy and has horribly cheesy pictures taken of him. How is it that he's doing all the right things to ensure his career never gets off the ground? Ditching meet and greets. Recording a genre of music no one cares about. Taking these pictures. Adam, honestly, whoever is managing you... fire them. Even you can do better than this. (Photos via MJ's Big Blog)



At about 2:15 in this video, you can see someone throw a dildo at Adam Lambert while he performs on the Idol tour. Adam then kicks it back into the crowd. Listen up, frauen. Stop throwing shit at the Idols while they perform. Seriously. No one wants your stuff.
You can go ahead and leave a comment, because we're uncharacteristically speechless. Really, Adam?