Adam Lambert
Adam Lambert is Making Enemies
Drake LaBry = Just As Much of an Attention Whore as Adam Lambert
Good Lord, He's an Attention Whore Too
Adam Lambert's boyfriend Drake LaBry made this video last year. If you can watch the entire thing without your brain exploding, you are a superhuman.
National Enquirer Names Adam Lambert's Boyfriend as Drake LaBry
The National Enquirer is reporting that Adam Lambert is dating some guy named Drake LaBry, who is apparently an interior designer. Drake was with the Lambert family at many Idol tapings. Again, we don't particarly care, but we want to prevent getting 1000 emails about this. Scary enough, the guy looks a lot like Adam in that second picture (without the black hair and heavy pancake makeup), so Adam must be a narcissist. A little bit creepy there.
Ryan Seacrest Outs Adam Lambert On Air This Morning?
We've heard that Ryan Seacrest might have outed Adam Lambert this morning on his radio show. Looks like Kara and Ryan both want to spoil Adam's lame coming out party in Rolling Stone. We'll let you know if we find any further links or info about this. But we'll also provide you with a gun to shoot yourself with if you actually care that much about this. It's a public service we provide.
Kara DioGuardi Tries to Steal Adam Lambert's (Gay) Thunder
Kara DioGuardi, the girl no one would invite to their birthday party because she has cooties, has decided to start trumpeting on The View that Adam Lambert is definitely gay. Do people really still care about this? Seriously? Kara tells Barbara Walters in the episode set to air tomorrow, "I don't think that Adam [Lambert] was ever in [the closet]. I think he was always openly out." Kara, no one cares what you think or have to say. Remember? That's why you had such a bad time judging Idol this year.
So why do people still care that Adam is gay? Apparently Adam has been holding back because he's possibly getting a big, fat paycheck from Rolling Stone to announce it in a cover story in their next issue. As if it needs an announcement. When will Adam release his unsuccessful dance album so we can all forget about him like we have last year's runner up, What's His Face, and the year before's, Whozithuh?
Adam Lambert Should Never Take a Close Up Picture
SocialiteLife has info about Adam Lambert's appearance on Regis and Kelly. But no one cares about that. Instead, we found this scary picture of Adam close-up. Dude needs to learn to do his makeup better to cover those craters. And the cold sores aren't exactly winning him any points with the dudes. No offense, Adam, but HD wouldn't do you any favors. Kids, here's your next Halloween costume.
Adam does seem like a guy who's way too into himself, so the story sounds true. It'll be funny to watch his electro pop album tank in a few months.