I'm really not in the mood at this point to write a blog after tonight's results show. I just wanted to put this up as a place for us to to rant. Things will be back to normal next week. I welcome you to use this blog as a forum to make any comments you'd like about what happened Wednesday night, and don't hold back, as I won't.

It's the last chance for the girls to prove that we shouldn't be going with an All-Male Top 10 this season. Ben tells us the Idols will be fighting for the chance to work with some of the biggest names in the music business, like Peter Noone. They'll also be fighting to get that record contract, make a crappy, generic album that will sell seventeen copies and fade into obscurity before next season begins. Ben engages the judges in the most meaningless dialogue heard since Larry King interviewed Paris Hilton.

Annika Odegard

It's time for the Top 9 Girls and as the opening credits roll, we see that Canadian Idol is produced by John Brunton, who's like Nigel Lythgoe but more experienced in sodomy. Ben comes out and his skin tone sends VFTW Buddy Tyler into a seizure. Our girls come out one at a time like some fashion show from hell. VFTW darling Montana Martin Iles isn't on her skateboard, as Martha Joy is hiding it from her.

Farley is wearing a zebra jacket which he shot and skinned himself. Zack wants no more posing, and that's with Derek already gone. He also says he is sick of stiff, tanned mannequins/Clifton Murray.

Martha Joy