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Carly Smithson Still Lying About Her Band's Failure
After Carly Smithson's new band Evanescence With an Uglier Lead Singer, we mean The Fallen, was hit with a cease and desist letter, they quietly changed their name to We Are The Fallen. The band quickly updated its MySpace, home page, and other sites that we clearly saw the band listed as The Fallen on. But now Carly insists on her Twitter that this wasn't the case.
Just to clear up for @LauraVazz the band name is "We are the Fallen". Always was and never changed EVER! (dont believe everything you read)
The media keeps saying "The Fallen" not us . "We are the Fallen" was always our website URL weeks before our press conference .
The band did indeed have the name wearethefallen.com, but the site listed the band as "The Fallen". Why did they pick that name? Because thefallen.com was already taken.
Laura, believe everything you read about Carly. As long as it didn't come from her own mouth. The woman is a pathological liar and couldn't tell the truth if her life depended on it. More failure for the official Fail Whale of VFTW!
Well, It Took All of 2 Days for The Fallen to Fail
Carly Smithson, the official fail whale of VFTW, can add another failure to her resume. Just a few days ago, Carly and former members of the band Evanescence announced that they had formed a new band called The Fallen. Turns out that the unoriginal name was already taken by a semi-successful band in Pennsylvania and they're sending a cease and desist letter to Carly's group. They might as well rename themselves The Failen at this point. Their official MySpace seems to have already renamed the band We Are the Fallen.
Also, the free single that Band With The Changing Name tried to promote didn't get out to their fans on time and the band was forced to create a video to apologize. Carly blames the "overwhelming response" but we all know the band probably has no idea what they're doing and their site crashed. Carly claims that it wasn't a site crash, but why would she bring that up if that wasn't the case?
Double Epic Failure Moment!
The Fallen Debuts First Single "Bury Me Alive"
Unaffected by failing at having a career five times, Carly Smithson is now in a band with the former Evanescence members (minus Amy Lee). Their first song "Bury Me Alive" is out now, and the song is trying WAY too hard to make Carlyplant sound like Amy Lee. It's amusing. And the song is not catchy. Looks like another failure is in the works.
Carly Smithson Joins Band with Evanescence Members
Carly Smithson, the official Fail Whale of VFTW, has joined forces with ex-members of the band Evanescence to form a new band called The Fallen. But just like we figured, the band isn't going to release an album, because no one wants to buy Carly's music. Instead, the band is going to tour for a year and a half and record a few songs to release online during that time. So what ever happened to Carly's new record deal she kept bragging about that we all knew didn't exist? Apparently she could just drop it all of a sudden to join a band? Caught in another lie, that's Carly's fifth career failure. Let's go for six!
Carly Smithson Performs "Let Me Fall"
Someone e-mailed us this video of Carly Smithson, the official Fail Whale of VFTW (pun intended), performing "Let Me Fall" from her upcoming album. She sounds absolutely horrific. Even though we hated her on Idol, she had one or two good moments. This is just pure crap. She's on her way to her fifth failure of a career. When will she learn that no one wants to hear her sing? Anyone want to let her fall... off a cliff?
Carly Smithson Demoted to Butt Cleaner
So while we still haven't brought you a single update about Carly Smithson's career post-Idol (because there hasn't been one since no one wants her to make music), we do have an update from TMZ that is pretty funny. So what does Carly do nowadays? Well she's now moonlighting as Kimberly Caldwell's personal butt cleaner. Oh, Carly. The saddest part is that you're now at the level of desperation of Kim Caldwell since you elect to hang out with her. That's even worse than you were before. Another epic failure moment, brought to you by Carly Smithson.
Carly Smithson - Still an Epic Failure
Want to know why you've heard nothing from us about season 7 punching bag Carly Smithson? Because there's nothing to report. Carly, as usual, has failed at jump starting her music career, and AOL has an article up about her today called "Post Idol Future Bleak for Many Singers". Highlights include Carly talking about how no one wants her for anything and the quote, "The 'Idol' contestant was forced to start from scratch and rebuild her music career -- all alone." Aw, poor Carlyplant. No one wants to water her. So what's she up to? The article says she's "recording a demo." This translates to "no one wants her." Oh well, maybe she'll surprise us and try again so we can report on her sixth epic failure.
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