You picked em. Here's the winners of the 2008 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).

1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Kristy Lee Cook - Eight Days a Week

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Danny Noriega - Tainted Love

3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas - Jive

You know what? We're going to be serious for a moment here. Fuck you, Dancing with the Stars. You entice us in with the glory that is Cloris Leachman. You wave it around, get us excited, then BAM! You take it away. Well fuck you and your show. This is the worst travesty in the history of the world. This is worse than the Holocaust and 9/11 combined. This is terrorism in its purest form, and what goes around comes around, you pen sniffing butt dumplings! The producers of this show need to get laid and get a LIFE!!!!! Like OMG, we cannot believe WTF happened. This show just likes to crush dreams because they are FUCKERS. SEE WHAT YOU DID????? I hope you die ten billion times by drowning in a pool of dog vomite. We have hired the Smith and Smith Law Firm to sue you until you don't have a quarter to call your mom with. THIS SHOW MAKES US WANT TO CUT OURSELVES!!! I bet the show is run by homersexuals who love to watch Brokeback Mountain while drinking spring water. FREAKS!!!! We are so mad at you we would like to strap bricks to your feet and throw you in a river. We will find a way to shut down your show with a virus that kills off everyone! I hate you butt humping rocks for brians jerks FOREVER. TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING UGLY DOG FACED ASS FAT ASSES!!! We will start our own show, Dancing With The Other Stars and we will SHUT.YOU.DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111oneoneonejuanjuan

Love,
VFTW

P.S. We are no longer watching your show. Susan Lucci is a concubine.

Voting for Dancing With the Stars has not closed yet. It's open until 12:00 PM Eastern time. So what are you waiting for? If you have a boring day at work or are at home, cast as many more votes for Cloris and Corky as you can! Moxie let us in on a tip that might work as well. If you try a new browser (say going from Internet Explorer to Firefox), your screen names may allow you to cast votes again without having to register new ones. Try it out! And keep going. This may be our last chance to save Clorky, so do what you can until noon Eastern. Keep up the vote and pray for a VFTW miracle.

Fuck the Dancing With the Stars judges! They gave Clorky a 15 out of 30 and gave everyone else high scores to try to get rid of them. And it's going to be next to impossible to save them with such a low score. But of course, we're going to try as hard as we can. You HAVE to vote with at least 10 online accounts and every phone possible. Tell all of your friends. This is the toughest week ever.

Dial 1-800-868-3408

And go here to vote online. Remember to create as many accounts as you can, as you don't need a real e-mail address. Just make one up, register, vote, and then register another when you run out of votes!

This is going to be ridiculously difficult, but think of Cloris outlasting anyone and it'll be worth it. "I don't know about hip hop, but these burritos are delicious." People, you can't let her go home! <3

Don't listen to the negative press, Cloris. We love you! Defamer is now comparing Cloris to our beloved Sanjaya. It's appropriate, as both have lasted until at least 7th place, and both are VFTW royalty. But apparently Susan Lucci is having an even bigger aneurysm over Cloris's stay than we thought. And the Chicago Sun-Times jokes that rival networks must be voting for Cloris. Nope. It's just Vote for the Worst along with smart people who know entertainment when they see it. With the odds stacking up against us this week, we're going to need to vote overtime to keep Cloris and Corky in another week. But we can do it! That's what we do here, make dreams come true. Like Cloris's dream to win some trophy thing. And we also love pissing off Susan Lucci.

The continued survival of Cloris Leachman on Dancing with the Stars due to Vote for the Worst and her fans has angered some people at the show, according to TMZ. Staff members are apparently sick of her, worthless co-host Samantha Harris has had enough, and Susan Lucci is "outraged" at how far Cloris has made it. VFTW Victory! Everyone is only getting mad because the show staff realizes they produce a crappy show about ballroom dancing, Samantha Harris wishes she could improv as well as Cloris, and Susan Lucci is just jealous because she's a magnificent joke of a human being. Suck it, Susan. Cloris is here to stay!

Clorky's in the top 7! Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas survive against all odds. Take a look at them now, because Vote for the Worst got them into the top 7. Hell yes! They get to do an old school hip hop routine next week and we get to keep watching and enjoying ourselves. And Cloris gets to mess with the idiot female host again. Toni Braxton went home, so hit the freeway and make room for the real stars. This is a true victory that someone so popular could go home and Clorky could stay.

Dancing With the Stars gave us a salsa dancing Clorky, so we must reward them with votes. Cloris called herself a skanky ho, but we call her perfection. Dial 1-800-VOTE4-08 and vote with as many fake accounts as you can create online here. Cloris got a 21, so we could eliminate one of the favorite couples if we vote enough, a true VFTW victory! Next week is old school hip-hop week. Did you hear that? Old school hip-hop week. Cloris and Corky must make it to that. It's our life's dream!