Corky Ballas
Clorky Victory! Cloris in the Bottom 2, but still in it!
Clorky EXTREMELY Safe! Massive VFTW Victory!
While Clorky may have gotten the lowest judges' score last night, and always will, VFTW's power was enough to pull off another miracle tonight as Clorky is SAFE! And we didn't even have to pull on our hair, or wigs, too long as Clorky was one of the first couples named SAFE! After pulling off her wig last night, what will Cloris pull off next week? Part of one tingles with VFTW excitement, while the other part's paralyzed by fear, but because of votefortheworst.com, we're going to find out!
Go Clorky!
Vote For Clorky at 800-868-3408...HOLY SHIT!
Clorky has just given one of the greatest VFTW performances EVER! Along with bringing all their VFTW zaniness back by smelling her partner's ass and using him as a walker, Cloris also brought the answer to the ponyhawk by ripping her wig off! She is a true VFTW Legend! We must vote for her like never before at 800-868-3408 and online right here.
Cloris and Corky are SAFE into the top 10! VFTW VICTORY!
Clorky is safe. Our votes helped keep them safe on Dancing With the Stars and that's a gigantic VFTW victory! Woo hoo. Everyone do the safety dance!
Clorky Does the Paso Doble
Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas do the Paso Doble from the 9/29 show. And of course, they outshine everyone else on the show. Will they be safe tonight? Only if you voted enough, bitches!
Clorky Needs More Votes - Paso Doble-riffic! (1-800-868-3408)
It's just not fair. Cloris and Corky try even harder this week on Dancing With the Stars and those hack judges give them their lowest scores yet! With only a 15 out of 30, Clorky needs our help more than ever. They dance an awesome Paso Doble, and then Cloris's trademark wit comes out when dealing with nincompoop host Whatever Her Name Is. But as Cloris said, she's not going home this week, because if America votes her off, she's still coming back. You tell 'em, sister. But we won't let it happen. Not to our friends, Corky and Cloris.
So vote your hearts out! You only get 11 votes via phone (1-800-868-3408) and via online, but you can register for multiple accounts. So let's have everyone give it the old VFTW Chicago try... register as many names as you can online and vote at least 100 times. That'll show 'em! Cloris and Corky can't leave. We'll cry. And then set the judges' houses on fire. Don't want your houses on fire, judges? You might want to think about better scores next week. That's right, we're not above blackmail and arson. Nothing is too good for our Clorky.
Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas VFTW Shoutout!
Cloris and Corky give us a shoutout for helping vote for them on Dancing With the Stars. How awesome is that? This means we must vote 100 times harder next week. Tell your friends. Teach your dog to vote. This is crucial, people. Clorky needs our help and we have to help them win! We love their sense of humor, you can't get any better.
Cloris Leachman Victory!
Even after the judges attempted to screw her with low scores, Dancing with the Stars superhero Cloris Leachman is still on the show. Ted McGinley went home, which was awesome, because it leaves no-talent Kim Kardashian in the running. Kim is cannon fodder and will hopefully go home before Cloris. So the longer Kim stays, the longer Cloris probably will too. Go, Cloris! We love you. Unfortunately, everyone else on the show is boring as shit, and we will stop watching if Cloris leaves. So judges, please give Cloris better scores next week. We'll give you nice shiny $10 bills.
SWEET! Another VFTW victory! Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas are still on Dancing with the Stars, despite being in the bottom 2. That means VFTW's votes saved them, because we are awesome. And the boring Rocco whatever and that other stupid one are gone. Yay! This makes 5 couples that Clorky has outlasted, including that loser Maksim that said that Clorky would be kicked out soon. Clorky isn't going anywhere, they will win, and we will carry them to that win. It's a glorious day and yet another VFTW victory. Thanks to everyone who voted. Now that the cannon fodder is gone, we'll need even more help next week to help Clorky advance once more.