Danny Noriega
Danny Noriega Wishes You a Safe, Non-Offensive Merry Christmas
Amazing Results, VFTW Victory and a Dark Horse is Gone!
What a great results! We helped save Amanda and Danny and helped boot a pretty good singer like Alaina. Amanda and Danny were definitely in real danger, yet they stuck around, so great job helping to vote for them this week! Now let's get them into the top 12 and on to Idol Gives Head. Hopefully Brooke will user her beauty school expertise to really mess up Amanda's hair for her performance next week that we helped save her for. Too bad Robbie's gone so she can't fix his wig.
Vote for Danny Noriega 1-866-IDOLS-05
Call 1-866-IDOLS-05 (or text 'VOTE' to 5705) to vote for Danny because he's definitely in danger this week. Even when he's trying to prove he can sing, he's still sassy and over the top fabulous. His singing was definitely pitchy this week, but the best part is always his stories and post-song sass. I mean, who else could be in a fake punk band that sucks and then agree with Simon while still giving us a patented head snap. Danny, you are too good to us. So vote your snappy fingers off, because if we lose Danny, we'll all cry. This show would be way too boring without him.
Idol Inadvertently Lets Contestant Popularity Slip
Oops, Idol messed up again. This week, American Idol announced that performances could be downloaded from iTunes after the show. What they forgot is that iTunes tracks the popularity of each download... so now we can estimate how many votes each contestant received and where they stand in the popularity rankings. We're happy to see Danny so high. Good work, everyone! Most of the contestants who went home also had very low iTunes rankings. Here's a picture in case Idol learns its lesson and fixes this somehow. Enjoy!
Yay for Danny, Boo for Amy!
We know many of you couldn't get to the site yesterday to see Amy was our pick, and we're working on fixing the server to handle the huge amount of people who want to stop by the site. Unfortunately, this means we lost Amy this week, but the fabulous Danny Noriega is still in. And as always, VFTW will pick someone new next week for the girls because of course we have to piss off the producers as much as possible. But thanks for the over 10 million hits between Tuesday and Wednesday, that's a VFTW record! Let's make it even bigger next week. Check back soon, and as always, don't take the show too seriously and remember to Vote for the Worst. Go Danny!
Update: We will be choosing our VFTW pick for the females during the live show on Wednesday. We want to wait to see who tanks again, as all of the females were either bad or boring, so it's too hard to pick after just one performance.
Vote for Danny Noriega 1-866-IDOLS-07
Do it! Call 1-866-IDOLS-07 (or text 'VOTE' to 5707) and vote as much as you can for the fierce and fabulous Danny Noriega. Simon obviously hated him the most, which is why we love him the most. Next week, Danny, really get out there and piss Simon off more. And pick a really funny song. We promise we'll keep you around faithfully. Now vote your butts off for Danny's Fannies!
Best of the Rest – Danny Noriega is the great VFTW hope.
Ryan calls the show The Best of the Rest. I call it We Wasted Your Time Before, Here’s More of the Same Crap to Sell Extra Commercials Because We’re Greedy. You know, either works though, it might just be a semantics issue. Though one diamond shines through the shit pile with fabulous tenacity: the brilliant Danny Noriega.
But before we get to Danny, we have to suffer through Luke Reeder screaming and Victor Villegas sounding like a sheep. It’s going to be a long hour.
Rumored Top 24 Spoiler - Who Made It?
Click "read more" to see if your favorites are rumored to have made it to the top 24. This is all thanks to JoesPlace.
Did plants like Kristy Lee Cook and Carly Hennessy make it? How about inoffensively bland Drew Poppelreiter, Colton Swon, and Brooke White? Read on and find out. (Photochop by Unravel)
NOT! Oh Danny, you are Worster gold. We love you!