David Archuleta
There Are No Words...
David Archuleta on Crush Night on Nickelodeon
This is painful. Painful. And why does it look like Gaspy is sitting next to his babysitter? Did she let him stay up past 8:00? And why does he still not have a (female) crush? It seemed incredibly easy for him to come up with 3 guys the "girl" might have a crush on.
David Archuleta Raps... And Apparently Has No Agent To Encourage Him Not To Do This
Gaspy decides to rap while doing an interview on Kiss 95 in Melbourne, FL. And yes, it's as awful as you would imagine it being.
David Archuleta on Some Nickelodeon Show
Gaspy taped an episode of some Nickelodeon show last night. Where to begin with the jokes on this one? First, at least he understands his audience is mostly 12 year olds. Secondly, the host makes him look like he's even younger, and she at least looks like a teeanger. And thirdly, why is Gaspy holding a piece of paper that says "Robert Pattinson, Shia LaBouf, Ashton Kutcher." Did they ask him to write down his celebrity crushes? That seems to be the only explanation. Gaspy has bad taste in men. This is too easy. Where's the sport?
Salt Lake City Spoilers and Other Fun Info
We received a pretty fun tip yesterday and we wanted to share it today before the Salt Lake City auditions. Some fun info for you:
- David Osmond actually wasn't a plant. He went to try out on his own, but clearly he was an idiot if he thought he wouldn't be recognized with that last name. His wife Valerie wasn't so lucky- she was cut immediately.
- Another "plant" tried out but had no luck either. Natalia Wolfgramm, a younger sister of one of the members of the 80's group The Jets, didn't make it past the first round either. Plant Taylor Vaifanua (who we outed as a contestant) is friends with Natalia's family.
- David Osmond is probably going to go on tour with David Archuleta soon. Gaspy has auditions for his band this past week and we hear that apparently Jeff Archuleta only wanted Mormon band members because he feels that the others are a "bad influence" on David. Jeff also wants to fill the band with Mormons because they apparently ask for less money. Sam Schultz, the guy who started Taylor Vaifanua's last music group, is the new PR guy for Gaspy.
Looks like everyone knows everyone in Utah, huh? So even though David Osmond is cut in Hollywood, Taylor Vaifanua still makes it to at least the top 50. She's interweaved into a few webs there, so she's pretty planty. Guess we'll see what happens as the episode airs tonight.
David Archuleta Cannot Take a Controversial Picture
The tweenies are getting excited over this picture of Gaspy in bed. We're just surprised he's not in footie pajamas while playing with his Barbie dolls. Yet his fans still seem to think this is attractive. The world will never make sense.
Another Gaspy Photo Shoot
So a photographer named Matt Clayton took some pictures of David Archuleta. And while Matt seems like a good photographer and a nice guy, when the subject is this awkward looking, you get results like this:
At least it's better than the last one.
Where's Waldo? Oh, there he is...
Gaspy still stands out as odd, even when channeling his inner Waldo, at the Newphoria party at Utah Valley University on New Year's Eve 2009. Why is Jeff standing there looking all creepy the whole time? Is this a ventriloquist act?
Cartoon Gaspy does an interview in Build a Bear Land or something. Seriously? And even as a cartoon, he's boring.