Fantasia Barrino

Fantasia Barrino is a Homewrecker

Posted by thefunnystone on November 18th, 2009 at 12:13 PM

First off, apparently someone out there wants to sleep with Fantasia. That defies logic. But anyways... Star Magazine is putting Fantasia on blast for dating a married man named Antwaun Cook. She even has his last name tattooed on her shoulder. Antwaun has reportedly dumped his wife and two young sons to live in Fantasia's mansion. Hopefully all of this is being chronicled for that rumored reality show Fantasia has going on, because you know how we love a good train wreck.


Each week, we'll be featuring the worst songs from each year this decade. We'll be counting down the absolute worst songs to come out each year from 2000 to 2009, and we'll be bringing back all of the songs you wish you'd forgotten. These are the songs that people just can't seem to believe exist, because they're just so terrible. There is a good mixture of guilty pleasures (the awfully funny) and complete crapfests (the awful with no merit). At the end of the 10 weeks, you'll have an opportunity to vote on the worst song of the decade.

2005 was the year that incorporated way too much obnoxious spelling into songs. Suddenly, every coke whore with a record deal had to prove that she could also pass a 3rd grade spelling bee. So let's take a listen to the elementary school dropouts who made you remember the value of an education (and decent tune) in 2005:

10. Weezer- Beverly Hills
Would anyone really go to the Playboy mansion to hear Weezer play? Would anyone even go to a bowling alley to hear Weezer play? Certainly not if it's this song. The Playboy Mansion isn't even in Beverly Hills, they should actually be singing Holmby Hills. Incredibly boring, incredibly repetitive, and a waste of radio space that took up way more time than it deserved.


In an effort to bring its trashy image a step further down the class ladder, VH1 has enlisted Fantasia Barrino to star in a reality TV show about her life. As if African Americans don't already have enough reasons to hate VH1 due to Flavor Flav, Ray J, New York, etc, VH1 figured they could throw in one more. This show should be a train wreck of epic propotions, so yeah we'll probably be watching it and mocking it. But the show is like going into a swimming pool, if you eat anything 30 minutes prior to watching Mantasia, you may get sick and vomit.


Looks like Idol isn't the magic formula after all. While one former Idol at least got something at the Grammies (Carrie Underwood won Best Female Country Vocal Performance, and songwriters for Farmbot and Boomie won in 2 other categories), the other Idols left empty-handed. Major tool Daughtry rightfully lost in all categories except for Worst Performance by a Tool with an Idiotic Tattoo (he almost lost to Blake Lewis), while Mantasia, Kelly Clarkson, and homophobe Mandisa also took home nothing. Don't be sad, kids. You can still come back to sing Idol Gives Head 2.0 since you'll likely be forced to anyway. And we just had to post this funny picture of John Mayer and Daughtry at the finale, courtesy of MJ's Big Blog. Leave us a comment and write a caption!