It's already almost here... American Idol just released its premiere dates for 2008. Can you feel the excrement? Season 7 will be starting with a whimper on Tuesday, January 15th and will continue on Wednesday, January 16th. Of course both shows are 2 hour long crapfests where actors pretend to sing poorly for the cameras. Hopefully this year, the entire top 12 will be made up of Sanjayas so the show will actually be watchable. We already have our eyes on one bad singer who has been lurking on the site: Felippe Biatti (left). Hopefully he makes it through, because he removed a video of himself singing "It's Not Over" yesterday after we posted it on the site, and trust us, it was pretty painful.
American Idol 7's Hollywood round hasn't even started yet, but rumors are running around the internet about who the unlucky contestants are. Leading the pack in internet exposure is Ricco Barrino (Mantasia's brother, pictured left with scary creature). Other standouts include Chase Foster (an American Jaydee Bixby clone), Antoria Gillon (the woman who gave birth to her baby after her Idol audition), and previous auditioners Brian Miller and Matt Sato (when will they ever learn?). Though we are also happy to announce that the Brittenum Twins are back. It's like a VFTW wet dream! To see more pictures and information about the list we've been going through for a few weeks now, click read more. Thanks to JoesPlace for the information! And if you know any of these people and want to give us the dirt, by all means, send us an e-mail at .