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Cree Ingles's Reaction to Kris Allen Winning
Another Adam Lambert Fan Reacts to Kris Allen Winning
We'll never get tired of laughing at the Adam Lambert fans who are mad that Kris won. VFTW Victory! This one's name is Kerstain (insert joke here), though she's a little over the top so she's probably just looking for attention and making this up. We'll happily give her the attention though so people can get a good laugh.
Aperilla Reacts to Kris Allen Winning
VFTW's least favorite Adam Lambert fan, Aperilla12, posted a YouTube reaction to Kris winning, complete with plenty of profanity. VFTW Victory!
Adam is This Girl's Idol
While the song has some rhymes that don't quite work, this girl's video is kind of funny. It has a VFTW shoutout and it's funny to see her tell people to shut the fuck up. So even though she seems a bit deranged, she's probably deranged in the fun way that Worsters are.
Fantard of the Week: Melissa Dawn Gets an Adam Lambert Tattoo
We've had some idiots on the site, but this one takes the cake. A woman gets a permanent Adam Lambert tattoo on her back. The best part is when she asks a waiter if he knows what her tattoo means, and the man has never heard of Adam. Also check out Melissa Dawn vandalizing stores to promote Adam. This woman is a nutcase. This is the reason we must help Kris win. Imagine the video she'd make then!
In Case You're Wondering if God is Good...
Fantard of the Week: Supermom121
More like StupidMom. She's mad that Allison is gone, since she hates Danny and Kris. Why do fat housewives always obsess over this show and ignore their kids? At around 2:56, Supermom goes off on Vote for the Worst for saving Danny (ha!) and then around 5:00 she asks her kid who he likes and she gets mad when he says, "Danny Gokey." Ha! Smart kid. Supermom also says she's going to pull an all nighter next week and vote for Adam. Please, no one tell her that the voting is only for 2 hours. We want to see her make another blog at 6 AM when she's still voting and crying about getting only busy signals. Oh, and wash your hair if you're going to make a YouTube video, Supermom.
Adam Lambert and His Family Should Be Scared... Very Scared
It always starts off slowly, but then builds into an unstoppable mass of idiocy. We're referring to Idol fandom. Every year, a group of mentally unstable women lust after a contestant (who is usually gay or already in a relationship) and end up stalking the contestant, the contestant's family members, and basically going batshit crazy. Somtimes, it ruins a person's career (see: Clay Aiken). Sometimes it results in restraining orders and jailtime (see: Diana Degarmo). But in most cases, it's just a bunch of fat, ugly, old women who will stalk your every move and show up all around the country to freak you out and ruin any chance of non-crazy people liking you (see: the entire Idletard website).
Adam, here's just a little preparation for what you've gotten yourself into. The Adam Lambert fans have created an Adam dictionary that defines how stupid they are. Some of the best (worst) entries:
Adamatoepoeia: Any onomatopoeia used when watching/ listening to/ reading about Adam — i.e. groaning because you can never be that sexy (argh), squealing when you see him (squee), etc.
Adamdose: An overdose on Adam. Often brought on by too many viewings of the photo thread.
Lamberlove: That unexplainable feeling of intoxication and addiction we have for Adam.
Lambucks: The coffee you drink in the morning thinking about Adam.
Adam and the Lambert family, this is our warning to you. Hide. Do not let these freaks into your life. And if you do, don't say we didn't warn you.
Sometimes the smallest gestures are the funniest.