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Claymates Attack... and Fail Miserably
You may remember that Clay Aiken fans killed his career by over-requesting his songs and annoying everyone with constant attacks to anyone who would speak poorly of Clay. The Claymates also attacked anyone who called him gay, which led to the ridiculous reaction they had when Clay outed himself last year. Now, Craig Hlavaty barely mentions Clay Aiken as having bad music in a Houston Press blog and the Claymates pounce! Most hilarious is that they accuse Craig of being homophobic. Silly, idiots! The best part is that after the few rabid fools are done, everyone mocks them relentlessly.
"Wow, looks like another person who likes to hate on someone else, this time, Clay Aiken, so that they can try to be funny. Since I love his singing, I guess beauty is in the "eye" of the beholder. And it looks like you have none. Evidently no ears either" - Brooke
"Don't you just hate these homophobic morons? I bet Craig never heard a single Clay Aiken's song in his life." - Jen
"Why in the world are you knocking Clay Aiken? Have you heard his music? I didn't think so! Clay is not only a great singer, he's also a consummate entertainer and a wonderful humanitarian. PLUS, it's no longer cool to diss Clay Aiken!" - Kit
David Archuleta's Frauen Fans are Disturbingly Aware of His 18th Birthday
David Archulets turned 18 today in legal years, and 8 in actual mental years. As soon as this happened, a creepy frau posted this on a Gaspy fan site:
Holy shit, people. That's disturbing. You know those were probably posted by a 50 year old housewife too.
Diana Degarmo's Stalker to Stand Second Trial
This is what happens when VFTW isn't around to keep the idiot fans in check. Meet Tanya Maree Quattrocchi (pictured left) from Australia. Tanya allegedly stalked Diana Degarmo, American Idol season 3 runner up. Reports say that Tanya sent e-mails to Diana's friends and family talking about Diana's sex life and making up rumors that she is a lesbian. Tanya originally avoided jail after a first trial, but since she's at it again, hopefully she's actually punished this time. Diana has said, "I have moved twice and she still finds me. I cannot have any private or professional life without her infiltrating it. No matter what I do I cannot get away from her. She is still to this day stealing my online identity and harassing my friends, family and myself." Sounds like this woman is a sick fucker and she needs to be thrown in a mental institution. Poor Diana. She seems like a nice enough person and no one needs these twisted sickos harassing them.
The Claymates Implode... Part 3
There's just too much good stuff. Here are most posts from around the internet of Clay Aiken's idiot fans reacting to Clay coming out of the closet.
"My dad was the first person to break the news to me when I came home from an errand this evening. As soon as the news reached my ears, the blood drained from my face and a literal rush of shock surged through my body. My face fell. For a few milliseconds I felt...nothing. Not long after that, I shut myself up in my room and wept silently, my heart breaking. This has all happened during a rough time in my life so that makes it all the more painful for me. I just...I don't know what to do. I'll probably never hear the end of it from my dad. Part of me still thinks this is all a dream, yet the whole of me knows it isn't. I will be withdrawing any financial support of him, as my beliefs do not condone his lifestyle. However, I will continue to pray for him and await further details on the situation."
"Clay has lied to me for five and a half years, telling me he is not gay, letting me think that lies were told about him in tabloids, etc.on and on. I loved Clay very much; but as hurt as I am right now, I do not like people who betray me, so I am gone, which will make some people happy, but I can no longer support a man I no longer admire. I think it is disgusting that Clay is having a "coming out" at the same time as announcing his son. Very poor timing -- just disgusting. Someday his son will see the cover of that magazine and find out how he was introduced to the world. Very sad. -- well, goodbye all.
Jason Cash-Ho Fans Are Special...
One of the funniest Castro frau videos ever. This lady is demented! Wasn't there an earthquake in the area right around this time?
The Claymates Implode: Part 2
We bring you some more Claymate fan reactions about his coming out from around the internet. The first place is even closing their message board thread every few minutes to edit people's posts. Hilarious! This stuff might be better than the Mail Bag. There's too much for the page, so click "read more" to see everything.
"I think many will realize tomorrow that he is saying he is Happy = Gay. Happy about his new son, Parker. Not that he likes men."
"WORD! It wasn't until I saw Clay in Spamalot that I became convinced that he had not been telling us the truth (I can't put my finger on what it was, exactly, but I just felt it in my gut for the first time during that performance); then when the story about the baby was reported I believed it was confirmation that he was, in fact, gay and I had allowed myself to be deceived all those years. Now I think that Clay wants to have his cake and eat it too: He wants us to continue to love him and to support him even though he is not the person we were led to believe he was, and he wants us to embrace the person he always was but is just now admitting to being and who I would never have supported if I had been told the truth in the first place! I know he wants me to feel sorry for him but I don't. I think he has known since puberty. I just wish he would have kept quiet about it instead of blabbing in a major publication. Now I have to endure the humiliation of being proven to be incredibly STUPID! I have donated all my Clay Aiken tee shirts, CDs, etc. to charity and some of the stuff ended up in the landfill, which is a good place for it. To Clay I say: Depart from me, I never knew you. "
Claymates Begin the Inevitable Meltdown. Grab Popcorn!
Some highlights from the suffocation of Clay Aiken's frauen and their reaction to his coming out here. By the way, just as geese come in a gaggle, and crows come in a murder, a group of frauen is called a suffocation.
"I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. I feel sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course its true. No other reason to have a kid in that way. I feel like crying."
"This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream"
"please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now."
"Murah, I am so upset about this, I can't even think straight. My head hurts because as soon as I saw the cover, I burst out in tears and haven't been able to stop ever since. If this turns out to be true, I don't know if I can accept it because it would mean he lied to us all of these years. He told us the rumors were not true, he told us he was not gay and to now here it from the media and not him is just too much. The baby story was tough enough to handle, but I don't think I can deal with this. If he's happy, good for him, but I've always hated being lied to. What really bothers me is that if it turns out to be true, how can I not think twice about all the JP stuff. Once someone lies to me, it's really hard for me to ever trust them again. I've always been able to put up with a lot from people but don't lie to me. I do not tolerate liars. I won't know what to believe anymore. I have believed in Clay, I have defended him. I have taken so much crap over the years from co-workers as well as my own family. I don't know how I'm going to deal with this."
Just wait until tomorrow when the People cover is on People.com. We'll have some delicious fireworks. VFTW Victory!
This is that idiot who thinks Adam Lambert isn't gay. Here is her video to us after we mocked her first video. Enjoy!