Jason Castro

Even American Idol Wants The Castros To FOAD

Posted by smarterthanpickler on January 27th, 2010 at 2:29 PM

Another year, another Castro auditioning for the show. Michael surely was excited last night to see himself again on TV. Well, he saw himself alright...in a montage of loser Adam Lambert wannabes! (around 0:20 mark) Castros, will you get it already; NOBODY WANTS YOU! Michael, stop trying out. Jason, never ask to be on the show again. The little Castro sister, don't try out. Beasty, stop counting on your kids for cash. GO AWAY!!!


Jason Castro - Let's Just Fall In Love Again Music Video

Posted by againstallodds on October 15th, 2009 at 8:51 AM

It's not worth watching. Let us summarize for you. Cash-ho has a stupid look on his face the entire time, he likes to take pictures, and some dude reading a newspaper gives him a dirty look for not bathing.


Jason Castro's Album Pushed Back To Next Year

Posted by thefunnystone on October 7th, 2009 at 9:22 PM

Atlantic Records will keep pushing back Jason Castro's album until it fades into oblivion and they don't have to release it. This is not shocking news whatsoever. But don't worry about Jason, the contract won't affect him. He has already used the paper to roll some joints and gotten his fans to send him some primo weed, so he's doing fine.


Two Douchebags Sing Together

Posted by thefunnystone on October 2nd, 2009 at 6:37 PM

Double fail.


Jason Castro Embarks on Mall Tour, Thinks It's the 1980's

Posted by againstallodds on September 30th, 2009 at 8:12 AM


For some reason, Jason Castro wants to be the next Tiffany, so his label is sending him on a mall tour. That's not the sad part. The concerts are all free, so the greedy Cash-ho family won't even be making any money off of it. Beasty sad. Because we know no one is actually interested in attending even a free mall performance, above is a video of Jason playing a terrible song at the Gap so you know what you're not missing.


Even iTunes Knows Jason Castro is a Douchebag

Posted by againstallodds on September 1st, 2009 at 8:41 AM

If you search for Jason Castro at the iTunes Store, you get 2 results from Jason himself, but you also get a 3rd result that is hilariously fitting. Try it for yourself!


Jason Castro: "I've Never Been Stoned Before In My Life"

Posted by againstallodds on August 31st, 2009 at 1:05 PM

Jason Castro, money grubbing American Idol 7 finalist, tells a TMZ reporter "I've never been stoned before in my life" in this video. Too bad we already have a picture that suggests otherwise. And we're sure there are 100 more out there. It's doubtful that anyone is dumb enough to think Jason doesn't smoke pot. The kid is probably single handedly keeping the market alive in his hometown.


Money Hungry Jason Castro Is Still Scamming for Cash

Posted by thefunnystone on August 19th, 2009 at 9:43 PM

Instead of begging for free laptops and trips or stealing money from teenagers, the greedy Castro family is now attempting to sell Jason's music to make some money. Sounds semi-legit, until you realize that it's just another ridiculously overpriced scam. Jason's new single Let's Just Fall In Love Again (which is crap) is being released, and lucky fans have the honor of purchasing it in a fan pack. One of the possible fan packs sells for only $399.99. That's right. Just under $400. But wait! You don't just get the song. You also get a one year pass to the Cash-Ho fan club, a 5 minute phone call, an outgoing voice message, an autographed poster, never before seen pictures, and some other crap that includes the song. One song. This family is ridiculous. Anyone who buys this crap to enable the Cash-Hos needs to be taken out back and shot. Besides, the fan pack's t-shirt size only goes up to XL, and we know the frauen won't fit into that.


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