Jason Castro
American Idol Trading Cards? Seriously?
Because American Idol wants to steal more money from kids, Fremantle has partnered with Upper Deck to put American Idol contestants on a new series of trading cards, available April 21. There are 138 cards in all. Cards will probably include a scratch and barf Constantine Maroulis, a much smaller than real life Jorbacca Sparks card (so the card wouldn't have to weigh 10,000 pounds), and a Jason Castro card that steals your money while you sleep. but we think the Paula abdul card (left) is a gross misrepresentation. Where's the slurring? Where's the vodka? Where's the ridiculous outfit? Worsters would obviously create a much better deck of cards, so post yours in the comments if you come up with anything better.
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Why Jason Castro Didn't Sing on The Show Tonight
Notice how Jason Cash-Ho didn't sing on the show tonight, even though he was scheduled to? Well, it seems we found the answer. It's Beasty's fault! EPIC FAIL!
Basically one of the head fantards admitted it was Stage Mom’s fault on one of his sites. Stage Mom notified all the street team captains to get word out about his appearance on AI waaaay in advance. They did mass e-mails, etc. Then hours later Stage Mom notified them to STOP, saying the promotion hadn’t been cleared through AI and that according to AI his appearance wasn’t supposed to be “announced” publicly until Monday. Basically, Stage Mom breached the terms by starting an organized promotion days in advance of it being cleared by AI. Suddenly, Stoner J’s appearance is “cancelled” with no real reason being given by Camp Castro other than “time constraints”. And the Single release is scraped from ITunes, too. There has been no word from Stoner J about any of this because it was a collosial FAIL on his family’s part that caused it. He was dropped by his management team sothere are no professionals handling him. Just Stage Mom. He earned a reputation when he was on the show as being difficult (as Simon put it “too cool for school”, stubborn (as Andrew Lloyd Webber put it “He does his own thing and refuses to listen to anyone” and lazy (Ace Young said producers told him all Stoner J wanted was to go on the tour and that was all he cared about. Not his performances or winning just touring) and it seems those traits are costing him any chance of a career now. Noone wants to work with him and anyone who does quickly checks out.
Jason Castro - Love Uncompromised on Idol Wrap Up
Apparently Jason Cash-Ho will be on Idol's results show on Wednesday to sing a crappy song called "Love Uncompromised". Here is that song on Idol Wrap Up. Highlights include the backup singer screeching out high notes and Jason screaming at the end like a cat in heat. Terrible. Why is Idol having so many losers on this year to promote their crap coffee house music that isn't selling? At least the two Davids have had a tiny bit of success, but the rest of these jokers will make iTunes a few bucks before fading into oblivion (hopefully).
UPDATE: Bwahaha! EPIC FAIL! Jason will not be appearing on Idol on Wednesday. Thank God! The song is still terrible though.
Pathetic Castro Family is Hawking Michael Castro Posters on Jason's Site
Since Beasty Cash-Ho probably needs a new laptop, the Castro family is already hawking Michael Castro posters on Jason Castro's website. This is a desperate move for attention since Michael gets the axe in Hollywood and no one will care about him in less than a month. By the way, don't order the posters. The fools who ordered Jason's merchandise last year were treated to a letter full of typos (it said Jason was on Idol in 2007) if they even got the merchandise at all. Don't support the money hungry family.
We can all rest easy...
Rumor has it that Michael Castro (Jason's little brother) was apparently sent home during the second Hollywood cut. Rumor also has it that he sucked horribly. Poor Beasty doesn't have another cash cow to milk now, she'll have to completely rely on Jason to get the family free computers and trips.
Jason Castro Gives us "Bad Medicine"
Jason Cash-Ho has a new song. Could no one show him how to properly use a video camera? Or is the entire family just currently stoned?
Another Castro Sibling Whores Himself Out
Oh Lord... the Cash-Ho family is trying to cash in on another kid. This time Jason is there to support Michael Castro as he makes it to the judges round in Kansas City. Seriously, can someone exterminate the Dreadheads before we have to deal with another person from this family greedily asking for money and gifts? Also, we already hate the tattoed girl from Salt Lake City that Simon is already pimping.
Jason Cash-Ho Fans Are Special...
One of the funniest Castro frau videos ever. This lady is demented! Wasn't there an earthquake in the area right around this time?