Jason Castro
Betsy Castro is Threatening Teenagers
Jason Castro's mom, Betsy, has now stepped up to an even more shameful platform that hurts kids. The Castro family was already mooching free flights off of the fans and tricking them into sending pictures of Jason so the family could profit by designing merchandise. Now Betsy is sending out a cease and desist to anyone who sells anything with Jason's likeness on it. If some big manufacturer was producing Castro crap, sure, it might be understandable. But Betsy is attacking little kids who are making things like charm bracelets for themselves and friends, most of which don't even have Jason's name on them. Also, a teenager designed a shirt for the Castrotards to wear to show their fan support (left), and Betsy is requiring her to stop making them for friends as well. You don't see the other Idols attacking teenagers for making low-grade fan items. This is just shameful, but it seems Jason's family are low-life, classless, greedy people, so it's not a shock. Betsy's message:
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Jason Castro's Fans Bought Him That New Computer
Well, after Stoner complained that his laptop broke, we told his fans that it would be idiotic to buy him a new one as he has plenty of money and can do it himself. I mean, who accepts large gifts from total strangers? But inevitably, some hideous frau named Sherry bought Jason that laptop so that Jason would give her a shoutout and she could cream her panties. What a great cause... Let the stoner get his own laptop. Jason does not yet realize that Sherry has planted a tracking device on the laptop to come hunt him down when he least expects it. But I guess that's what you get when you accept gifts from lunatics.
Jason Castro's Money Hungry Family Part 2
We just received this letter in our inbox and had to share it. Jason Castro's greedy, pathetic family actually propositioned Idol Forums posters to fund a mission trip for Jason's girlfriend. Pathetic! Here is the message we got:
"I saw on the website about Jason Castro and his family. I was a really big fan of him while he was on the show, and often read the message boards. One day, I logged into IDF and noticed that I had a PM from one of the other posters on the Jason Castro forum. The PM asked me if I would be willing to donate money to send Jason's GIRLFRIEND on a mission trip. That's right...his girlfriend!! What really got me was that this was a request from his mother. When a woman from the board asked what kind of gift Jason would like from his fans, she suggested that everyone donate so that Jason's girlfriend Mandy can go on a mission trip. I was shocked that his family and friends would be using his fame in order to benefit themselves. When I posted my opinions on IDF, one of the brainwashed freaks told me that "Mission Trips are close to Jason's heart". That may be true, but I refused to take part in funding them for him or his family and friends!"
Greedy Jason Castro and His Fans Deserve a Smackdown
A really disgusting trend has popped up regarding Jason Castro and his family. It appears that they are milking his idiot fans for money... and the fans are going along with it. It appears that his fans bought Jason's family free flights to Los Angeles among other things, and now the fans are raising money to purchase him a computer because he's complaining that his isn't working well. Can't these idiot fans think of something better to do with their money? Castro is going to pocket enough money from the Idol tour to buy himself his own damn computer. Michael Johns and David Cook have been much more tactful and are encouraging their fans to send any donations to Luke Menard's family, as Luke is currently battling cancer and his medical bills are very high. David and Michael have shown themselves to have class, and it's commendable. This has just led the Castrotards to fight amongst themselves over who deserves money more, and it's pretty hilarious. We'll spell it out for you... you are an idiot if you buy Jason Castro a computer. And Jason is ridiculous to encourage his fans to do this. When will it end? No time soon. Now Ramiele is posting blogs, sad that she doesn't have a guitar. Buy your own damn guitar, woman. You people are sad.
What... the... fuck?
Apparently Guitar Hero is sponsoring the Idol tour this summer. Whatever. The fascinating part of the article is this picture.
Everyone remember this when you think about trying out for AI8. You have to do this. And again... Carly manages to look like an idiot in every picture she appears in.
Bid on Vote for the Worst's Charity and Caricature Auction
Vote for the Worst has raised $2500 for Relay for Life and the American Cancer Society this year, but we'd like to do one more thing to help out. We're starting a charity auction with 6 great items that you can bid on where 100% of the proceeds will go to help the fight against cancer. To bid on the items, simply follow these links over to eBay, and bid generously to help an oustanding cause.
Bo Bice T-Shirt with Signed Catalog and CD
Steffi DiDomenicantonio Custom Made Autographed Bows
Taylor Hicks Signed T-Shirt
Mikalah Gordon 'My Job Is To Annoy You' Shirt From Her Time on Idol
Phuong Pham Hat From American Idol and Demo
Canadian Idol Autographs and Trading Cards
(We also had one more INCREDIBLE item that may be lost in the mail. We hope UPS can find it soon so we can put it up. We'll keep you posted if they can find it.)
The official VFTW caricatures are timeless works of art, and they are also up for auction! If you win the auction, you will own the one of a kind artwork, the only copy in existence, complete with a letter of authenticity. 100% of these profits will go to the artist, the very talented Laura Hawbaker. Bid on the caricatures at the links below:
Randy Jackson ● Simon Cowell ● Paula Abdul ● Danny Noriega ● Amy Davis ● Amanda Overmyer ● Kristy Lee Cook ● Brooke White ● Jason Castro ● David Archuleta
Castro's Out... What a Shock!
Predictable. Boring. Like this season. Laaaaaaaame. Looks like the producers really don't care about ratings this year. What to do now? Well, we've gotta keep making fun of this terrible show.
Vote for Jason! 1-866-IDOLS-03 or 1-866-IDOLS-07
Simon- This was like a first round audition massacre. I don't know what you were thinking.
Jason- I was thinking Bob Marley!!!
VFTW Victory! Dial 1-866-IDOLS-03 and 1-866-IDOLS-07 as much as you can, or you can text 'VOTE' to 5703. Simon wants Jason out bad and he has resorted to calling Jason as bad as the bad audition performances. He even told him to pack his suitcase and has written Jason off completely. Well, we love it, and we have to try to keep him around. It's gonna take a LOT of work though. Don't you want to see Simon's head explode? Buck the system and vote for Jason as much as you can tonight, because Jason is finally getting to fully unleash the stoner inside, and the results are great. You tell em, Castro!