Katharine McPhee
Katharine McPhee Saved by Her Guardian Angel Homeless Woman
Katharine McPhee Still Thinks She's a Celebrity
The original bumblebee hooker of melisma, Katharine McPhee, was somehow at New York City's Fashion Week, and was inexplicably invited to the Matthew Williamson store opening in the Meatpacking district of NYC last night. Because she thinks she's still a celebrity, Katahrine blew off reporters, telling them she would only discuss fashion and would answer no other questions. We hope someone gave her a whatevia stare, since Katharine clearly has no idea what fashion is. Even more annoying? Katharine shrugged off the recession, saying she wasn't going to shop less because of something so unimportant. The bitch clearly knows how to win over people and kick start her dead career.
Dammit, Music Business. KNOCK IT OFF!
This Kat has more than 9 lives... won't someone just put her out of her misery? After so many failed attempts at a career that she makes Carly Smithson look successful, Katharine McPhee still won't go away. This time, she is now signed to Verve Records, a jazz label. What are they going to do, put out a jazz version of Open Toes? Seriously, let her career die. No one wants to hear her, and Von Smith has now replaced her as the new Queen of Melisma.
The Abomination that is "Open Toes" Just Won't Die
The Albany State Univeristy Marching Band's Golden Passionettes decided to pick a Katharine McPhee song with literally no melody to play and dance to. What the hell? "Open Toes" is a deliciously tacky train wreck, but this may be one of the most ridiculously awful and amazing things we have ever seen. Truly the definition of Vote for the Worst. And we have Kara DioGuardi to thank for writing this shitfest of a song.
Katharine McPhee's Official Video for "I Know What Boys Like"
Wow, this was terrible without a video, and now it's 100 times worse. The melisma makes us want to cry... or savagely rip out Katharine's vocal chords. Yes, more the second one.
Katharine McPhee... Connected to Daddy's Purse Strings
Here is Katharine McPhee's new song "Connected" for some Barbie movie. Bitch sure is "connected", otherwise how the hell is she STILL putting out crappy music every month even though she was dropped by her label? More likely, Daddy McPhee is "connected". Though at least this song has less of her obnoxious melisma. Can we all raise money to blacklist her in Hollywood or something? Something must be done.
Katharine McPhee Remakes 'I Know What Boys Like'
And it's terrible. We dare you to try to make it all the way through. How can you possibly butcher a song so horribly when the original is just basically talking? Well, Katharine figured out a way. Whose dick is she sucking to still be making records? Seriously.
David Foster Just Won't Let Katharine McPhee's Career Die
David Foster is not content to just let Katharine McPhee's career slowly devolve into porn, so he keeps getting her jobs. This time it's singing for a Japanese airline commerical. Dude, seriously. Stop it. No one likes Katharine except you. We don't know why you've selected her to be your fag hag, but just let her singing career die already. Thanks to MJ's Big Blog for making us aware of this.
Although we have no idea why paparazzi are following Katharine McPhee (who knew she was still alive?), the end of this video is awesome. After the photographers won't leave the Bumblebee Hooker of Melisma alone, a homeless woman forcefully grabs Katharine by the wrist and throws her into safety and starts cursing out everyone. Hilarious! Now if only she would save people who matter.