Katherine St. Laurent
Your Canadian Idol Top 10 Includes Mark Day... Suck It, Judges!
Posted by thefunnystone on July 9, 2008 - 5:08pmThe Canadian Idol top 10 has been decided and our giant grape Mark Day has made it! Great job, Canada. This is a true VFTW victory as the judges are probably crying themselves to sleep. Although we lost Mareepyeer Bellroooose, we also said goodbye to Oliver Pugfucker. Next week is David Bowie week, what will Mark entertain us with? Yay! Your top 10 are:
1. VFTW Victory! Mark Day
2. VFTW Backup Earl Stevenson
3. Katerreh Saylarahn
4. Theo Tams
5. Adam "Douchy" Castelli
6. Drew "Hobbit" Wright
7. Tiffani Amberly Thiessen
8. Sebastian "Haha, He Beat His Brother" Pigott
9. Mookie "Inaccurate History Lesson" Morris
10. Mitch "Another East Coast Fuck" MacDonald
In case you haven't noticed, we love making fun of Ben Mulroney (host of Canadian Idol) for overpronouncing the French Canadian contestants' names in a ridiculous accent that is completely different from his normal accent. Not even the French contestants talk this way. He speaks in a very Canadian English then suddenly becomes over-the-top French when pronouncing a French name. Our favorite this season is MARIE-PIERRE BELLEROSE, because, well... just watch the video and see how over the top he gets. Thanks to Darklighter for creating this masterpiece!
