Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson's New Single Cover for "My Life Would Suck Without You"
Kelly Clarkson Narrowly Escapes Career-Killing Move
A poster on Kelly Clarkson Express, a Kelly fansite, is claiming that the rumored Daughtry-Kelly duet has been scrapped by the record label. Poster 'varlums' says:
"Chris went in and redid his vocals and the label didn't like it. There were also 2 other songs that they were considering to be the duet if the first one didn't work out but they couldn't get the 3 of them together again at the same time, as of now the duet has been scrapped."
Let's hope this is true! The last thing we need on Kelly's possibly decent album is some added goat bleating. Finally, the record label sees that Daughtry's vocals are pure shit.
As an added tidbit: If you search for Kelly Clarkson images on Google, the search engine says "Related search: Kelly Clarkson fat". Who's searching for that?
Kelly Clarkson Makes the Stupidest Decision of Her Career
Kelly Clarkson made headlines last year for her public tussle with Clive Davis over wanting to not sell out and instead record her own music. After a failed album, we guess Kelly has decided to sell out. MJ's Big Blog found this photo on producer Howard Benson's MySpace. It's captioned "Me, Kelly Clarkson, Chris Daughtry at recording session for duet." God no! Kelly, what are you thinking? You don't need this tool to record new music. He looks like an evil turd. Kelly Clarkson just went down 500 cool points in our book. Hopefully she puts out a decent album and the duet is just for some stupid Idol promo. What a shame!
Clive Davis Kicked Out Again
Call it Kelly Clarkson's revenge. This week, the corpse of Clive Davis was replaced as chariman and chief executive officer of BMG. Clive was demoted to the position of Chief Creative Officer, also known as Worthless Token Position Where Clive Can't Do Much. Does this mean we won't have to see him doing the corpse shuffle on the Idol finales anymore? Can we stop looking at his rotting flesh in HD? Well, we hope to look half as good as old Clivey when we're 150 too.
Idols Score Whammies at the Grammies
Looks like Idol isn't the magic formula after all. While one former Idol at least got something at the Grammies (Carrie Underwood won Best Female Country Vocal Performance, and songwriters for Farmbot and Boomie won in 2 other categories), the other Idols left empty-handed. Major tool Daughtry rightfully lost in all categories except for Worst Performance by a Tool with an Idiotic Tattoo (he almost lost to Blake Lewis), while Mantasia, Kelly Clarkson, and homophobe Mandisa also took home nothing. Don't be sad, kids. You can still come back to sing Idol Gives Head 2.0 since you'll likely be forced to anyway. And we just had to post this funny picture of John Mayer and Daughtry at the finale, courtesy of MJ's Big Blog. Leave us a comment and write a caption!
Holy airbrushing, Batman! The cover looks great, but Kelly is kind of unrecognizable with all of the touchups. Her new single, "My Life Would Suck Without You", hits radio on January 19 and her album should hit store shelves and downloadable sites on March 17. We're hoping that without that idiot Clive Davis around, Kelly will do well for herself again.