Kris Allen
Kris Allen Beat Adam Lambert By a Large Margin
The Kris Allen-Adam Lambert showdown wasn't even close according to a tweet by Billy Bush. Rumor also has it that 38 million of the 100 million votes cast last night came exclusively from Arkansas. Since most of the country voted for Adam, that would about even it out. Combine that with VFTW's help and the pissed off Danny Gokey fans, and it was easy to see why Kris won. VFTW Victory! (Info via MJ's Big Blog)
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Another Adam Lambert Fan Reacts to Kris Allen Winning
We'll never get tired of laughing at the Adam Lambert fans who are mad that Kris won. VFTW Victory! This one's name is Kerstain (insert joke here), though she's a little over the top so she's probably just looking for attention and making this up. We'll happily give her the attention though so people can get a good laugh.
Aperilla Reacts to Kris Allen Winning
VFTW's least favorite Adam Lambert fan, Aperilla12, posted a YouTube reaction to Kris winning, complete with plenty of profanity. VFTW Victory!
We did it. Kris Allen Actually Won American Idol! VFTW Victory!
Kris Allen won American Idol season 8. The guy who was supposed to go home for many weeks actually took home the title and beat out the clear frontrunner. VFTW Victory! The votes were close, and VFTW's extra votes may have been what pushed him over the edge to beat megapimped Adam Lambert in the finale. This is a hilarious result, as the show clearly wanted Adam to win. When Kris was announced as the winner, Simon wouldn't even give him a standing ovation like the other judges did. This is one of the greatest VFTW victories of all time, as the person who was supposed to win ended up losing. Gotta love it.
Thanks to everyone for a great season, it's been so much fun and we had a great time messing with America's Largest Karaoke Competition. And to top it all off, we helped select the winner. So all of you Adam fans out there, we just have one thing to say. BWAHAHAHA. It's still funny! We're sure the news wil try to spin it like Adam lost because America is homophobic or because America loves an underdog. But we all know it was VFTW making sure the pimped winner didn't stand a chance. Bravo.
Post-Performance Interviews with Adam and Kris
After Adam and Kris performed the atrocity that is "No Boundaries", reporters had fun poking at them for having to sing it. The interview is pretty funny, wit ha reporter shouting out, "Who looks better naked?" at 1:58 and Adam trying to skirt the gay question again. Overall, both guys come across pretty likable.
Vote for Kris Allen! 1-866-436-5702, 04, and 06
Adam Lambert has been annointed by the show as a "worldwide star" and "one of the most original contestants ever." Why would we want that to win? So vote for Kris Allen, 1-866-436-5702, 1-866-436-5704, and 1-866-436-5706. Dial the number that's the least busy. If Kris Allen wins, it'd be a huge coup. How about that "No Boundaries?" Both of them sucked on it so hardcore. So honestly, whoever wins is stuck with that crap song. It should be hilarious to watch anyone sing it again tomorrow. Let's hope it's Kris so the judges will complain and have bitter stares of resentment while Kris attempts a crappy song in the wrong key. The perfect way to end season 8.
Own the Official 2009 VFTW Caricatures Used This Season
Every year, we auction off the official VFTW caricatures on eBay with all of the money going to the artist, Laura Hawbaker. Laura does an outstanding job creating the artwork for this website and often does these drawings within a few hours' notice to make sure we have something great to put on the site. These are one of a kind items, no other copies exist anywhere, so you will own the only physical copy of these drawings. They come with a ceritificate of authenticity and they make a great gift... or something to just keep for yourself. So bid today on these items. They end Wednesday during Idol's finale, so we'll keep reminding you to bid and own a piece of VFTW history. Enjoy!
Kris Allen ● Tatiana Del Toro ● Kara DioGuardi ● Normund Gentle ● Matt Giraud ● Danny Gokey ● Megan Joy ● Scott MacIntyre ● Lil Rounds ● Ryan Seacrest
Vote for the Worst Encourages You to Vote for 'That Guy That's Not Adam Lambert'
Sure, we can't remember the guy's name (we think he's been on the show since the beginning, but honestly, we can't remember a single thing that he has done)... but Vote for the Worst encourages you to vote for that guy that's not Adam Lambert. Why? How can Vote for the Worst not vote for the flamboyant, crossdressing, screeching guy who should be right up our alley? First, Adam has never done anything remotely up to his pre-show potential besides maybe "Ring of Fire". If Adam wanted VFTW support, he shouldn't have been a pussy. He should have performed the way he wanted to and completely queened out like he did before Idol. We would've loved that guy.
But most importantly, the show has become such a ridiculous vehicle to promote everything Adam Lambert, it has gotten sickening. Simon Cowell literally begged people to vote for Adam. The guest performers wear Adam's name on their clothing. Adam performs terribly and the judges praise it anyway. All the while, that other guy has been building a steady fanbase of people who are tired of doing what the show tells them they have to do. So we say vote for the other guy who blends into wallpaper. He may not be interesting, but VFTW's creed says we have to vote for the person the producers and audience would hate to see win. It's a long shot, but if the other guy pulls off the win, Adam Lambert's fans would be furious. The judges would be angry. The record execs would be forced to sign White Bread Guy. It's perfect. Adam will be signed by 19E whether he wins or not. Let's also force them to sign the other guy.