Kris Allen
This Year's Obnoxious Fake Couple - Kradam
There is Nothing Homoerotic About Kris Allen
Since Kris is giving us absolutely nothing to talk about other than his monkey faces, we figure these pictures might at least get people to say something about him. Credit to Kris AlleNation for the links. There is absolutely nothing homoerotic about Kris Allen... except for the fact that he likes putting his junk on other dudes in pictures. We're sure the frauen are already getting horny over this because they're strange.
American Idol 8 Contestants' Secret Talents
Of course our girl Megan has an amazingly talented tongue! And Matt Giraud's impression of Adam Lambert is spot on. Nice work, Matt! Why does Gokey think that farting out his mouth is a talent? We've all seen him do it every week on the show, but there he calls it "singing" for some reason.
Adam, Allison, and Kris on Good Day LA
Via MJ's Big Blog. Allison is just as strange as ever, Kris is boring but pretty, and Adam lets out his inner Normund fantard. Adam also says the only person the cast hates is Tatiana and he's scared she'll come back for Wildcard. Do it, Idol. Do it. You know you want to.
Full List of the American Idol 8 Top 36 (stickied)
A list of the top 36 was just sent to us via e-mail. How reliable is this list? It looks like it! We've talked to JoesPlace and done some more research and we're all pretty sure this is right. Thanks to JP for helping us out with this, we make a good team. So here you go, without further ado, more likely than not, your top 36 (click read more for the list). That's a pretty big spoiler! (Updated 2/4/09)
Every year, the fantards pick two guys that they lust after and put them into a fake relationship. It makes no sense, but then again, but the Idols fans never make any sense. You may remember Cake (Chris Richardson and Blake Lewis) from a few seasons back. This year it's Kradam, Kris Allen and Adam Lambert. And someone actually spent time putting together a music video for the two. Expect to hear more about the fake relationship between these two as the season goes on and it makes frauen and tweens horny.