Kristy Lee Cook
The Colorado Crush are Worsters
Arena football team Colorado Crush is out to help keep Kristy Lee Cook in the competition. And we're OK with that! The team sent out a press release today that says the Colorado Crush's quarterback, John Dutton, is Kristy Lee Cook's brother-in-law. Because of this, the team is encouraging all fans to vote for Kristy. "The AFL is like one big family," said Dutton. "It would be wonderful if everyone involved in the League – fans, players, coaches, staffers, and owners – showed their support for Kristy. Our immediate family is already proud of her and votes every week. I hope the AFL family will join me and vote for Kristy on Tuesday night." Hey, whatever works. We'd love to see her go home this week because she's so boring, but we'd also love to see her stick around and annoy America. We don't know which would be better. Maybe if the Crush fans all help out, we'll get number two. We're satisfied either way though, and as an added bonus, we can make a joke about the entire football team that Kristy slept with all voting for her!
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Vote for Kristy Lee Cook!
Kristy Lee Cook is the new VFTW pick! Why? Well even we all hate the lying horse-selling skank who can't sing. And she's definitely musical wallpaper. Since our picks have been going home, we decided to pick her to ensure that the producers send her home in 10th place. We'll get to vote for her and have fun, but make sure she goes home as a hilarious twist. And if she stays? That'd be just as funny, as she's terrible and someone better would go home. So it's win-win. Either Kristy goes home because we've cursed her, since so many people hate her confederate flag posing, planty, lying ways. Or Kristy stays and we all laugh about it. We can't lose! Either way, it's going to be a hilarious week, so vote for Kristy.
Kristy Lee Cook Gets Advice from Tanya Tucker
Looks like one of the plants has even more connections than we thought. TMZ reports that Kristy Lee Cook reportedly got advice from a friendly face from her past... Tanya Tucker. Because of Kristy's former manager, she got to sing on stage with Tanya and hang out with her backstage at a concert. Tanya's advice to Kristy? "Go out there and be yourself." Our advice to Kristy? "You might want to try being yourself a little less... your VFTW is showing!" Even though she's a plant, Kristy remains first in line for our support if Amanda suddenly says goodbye, chile.
Rumored Top 24 Spoiler - Who Made It?
Click "read more" to see if your favorites are rumored to have made it to the top 24. This is all thanks to JoesPlace.
Did plants like Kristy Lee Cook and Carly Hennessy make it? How about inoffensively bland Drew Poppelreiter, Colton Swon, and Brooke White? Read on and find out. (Photochop by Unravel)
Kristy Lee Cook Does Not Have Naughty Pictures
Kristy Lee Cook is a plant who probably just made it into the top 24 (the group was decided yesterday). We exposed her music industry past and we found a video of her online with a Confederate flag. Then, a lame website (link edited out) claimed that it had a webcam striptease of Kristy that you can purcahse. We were skeptical from the get go, but it turns out it's not true. And it's lame that this person felt the need to embarass Kristy for their own gain, so we're not linking to their site anymore. Lame all around.
The Truth About the Contestants of American Idol 7
When American Idol debuted in 2002, its supposed goal was to find the best undiscovered talent in America. Singers like Kelly Clarkson and Clay Aiken, who had dreams of stardom but never had the connections, were catapulted to megastardom. The producers found diamonds in the rough and launched their careers. But a disturbing trend has surfaced with the spoiled contestants of American Idol 7 – they’re no longer even remotely undiscovered talent. A large percentage of them are failed singers and entertainers who have already had their shot at fame. Yet Idol thinks that repackaging these failures is a good idea to make us watch their show. Gone are the days where you or your friends could try out for Idol and make it big. Now you have to already have connections. Read on to find out more about how this year’s show will just be a boring hash of recycled pseudo-celebrities who weren’t good enough to make it the first time around. And keep checking back as this article is updated almost every day with new information.
(Last updated 1/26/08 with the top 24)