Megan Joy
Megan Joy Has a Porn Counterpart
In what is already the most porntastic season of Idol ever (call 1-866-IDOLS-13 for a good time), now we have another funny coincidence. E! Online has posted a story stating that there's already someone famous with our VFTW pick's name... a porn star named Megan Joy, star of the classic Desperate Housewhores 7. Since people are already mad at us for helping Megan stay on the show, maybe we can make it all better by suggesting a meeting of the two Megan Joys for Desperate Housewhores 8?
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The Coughing Worked! Megan is Safe! ALEXIS IS GONE! VFTW Victory!
Megan is safe! Great work, Worsters. Our girl made it on tour to keep mispronouncing words and entertain us with her oddity. Gotta love it! And Alexis is gone. Bye bye 12 year old hooker, you weren't worth the screen time. Go pop out more babies and don't bore us with your stupid "dirty it up" storyline anymore. And don't step on your babies. Sweet victory! We'll update shortly with the results. Megan wasn't even in the bottom 3. VFTW Victory! You can send us thank you letters here.
COUGH! COUGH! Vote for Megan Joy! 1-866-IDOLS-10
Vote for Megan! This week she played it much safer, but she's still our VFTW songbird. She made sure to cough as much as possible so people would give her the sympathy vote. Brilliant! Do you think she had the bird flu? Adam and some others may have been more flamboyant this week, but we don't give up on our picks unless they completely do a 180, and we know the judges will be back to licking Adam's balls next week anyway. His time as the VFTW pick will come later. So go walking after midnight with Megan and do a little dance by dialing 1-866-IDOLS-10. Megan's dancing, her strange pronunciation, and her overall strange vibe is definitely what VFTW looks for. This is going to be a simple week to get her on the tour though after some of the favorites took a nose dive, so hey, we finally get an easy one. We don't get those often! Hopefully with all of our Megan votes, someone like Lil, Gokey, or lame ass Alexis get to go home. Cross your fingers!
American Idol 8 Contestants' Secret Talents
Of course our girl Megan has an amazingly talented tongue! And Matt Giraud's impression of Adam Lambert is spot on. Nice work, Matt! Why does Gokey think that farting out his mouth is a talent? We've all seen him do it every week on the show, but there he calls it "singing" for some reason.
Megan is Safe! Thanks for your CAWlls!
Sweet! Megan is safe, even after a performance that made a mockery of the competition. Here's to hoping we get another one of those next week. Don't let us down, Megan. You can keep this show entertaining by injecting personality into all of your songs. Bye bye Tranny Alien, maybe you can get some work in "commercials". And Jorge, you seemed like fun, sorry to see you go.
P.S. Can we vote for Kanye West as the worst? That performance was more VFTW than all 13 contestants combined!
Vote for Megan Joy Corkrey 1-866-436-5710
She's a bad singer. She dances funny. She picks "Rockin Robin". And she screams, "CAW CAW" at the end of her performance. We can't do much better than that. Anoop was funny, and Jesus was bad, but Megan combines the two in a great way. So vote to keep her around as long as we can. Can you imagine Megan doing a country song? A disco song? Yes, this could actually make the season interesting. But it won't happen unless you vote. 1-866-IDOLS-10. Vote like you mean it!
You Think We Should Vote For... Adam
After our very unscientific poll on the front page, those of you who decided to participate let us know who you'd like to see as the first VFTW pick of the season in the finals. Your favorites so far are:
1. Adam Lambert
2. Jorge Nunez
3. Anoop Desai
4. Scott MacIntyre
5. Michael Sarver
6. Megan Joy Corkrey
We'll see how they perform this week, but thanks for your opinions.
iTunes Releases Wildcard Contestant Popularity
Thanks to MJ'S Big Blog for the info. iTunes made a mistake AGAIN and released the sales of the wildcard performers' iTunes tracks. Matt Giraud, Anoop Desai, and Megan Corkrey are way out in front (because Idol's voting and buying audience are frauen, tweens, and crazies), followed by Tranny Alien, Ricky Braddy, Jesse Langseth, Von Smith, and in dead last fabulous Tatiana Del Toro. This certainly bodes well for 3 of the wildcards' survival in this competition. As for Jasmine? No one likes her, even if we have to hear how "commercial" she is every time she farts on stage. The only way we'd like her is if she's the VFTW pick, and even then, she barely has a shot at lasting more than 2 weeks on the show.