Pictured above: Montana Martin Iles at this year's auditions for Canadian Idol. Great shirt, Montana! For those of you who have never seen Canadian Idol, Montana is probably the most talented and most awesome person to come out of the show, and of course, she's a Worster. Find out more about her here and see one of her awesome performances here. We never get anything that cool on American Idol! 

Montana Martin Iles was one of the most memorable singers from this season's Canadian Idol, and she will be joining the Vote for the Worst radio show this Wednesday at 9 PM central (10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific) live. A "listen now" link will appear in this entry an hour before the show. Make sure to tune in to find out what really happened in Toronto and what Mounts has been up to since. She's very candid and has a great sense of humor, so you know it'll be a great interview. And you can call (646) 716-9362 to talk to Montana during the show and ask her whatever's on your mind. Don't miss out, make sure to tune in and have all of your questions answered.

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It's time to flashback to when music wasn't one big generic cesspool, lip-synched by manufactured acts produced by phony crapfests like Canadian Idol, as our Top 9 does music from the Sixties. But unless The Beatles reform tonight, nothing's going to top the power generated by the joining of VFTW and the coolest Idol EVER...Montana Martin Iles!

I'm really not in the mood at this point to write a blog after tonight's results show. I just wanted to put this up as a place for us to to rant. Things will be back to normal next week. I welcome you to use this blog as a forum to make any comments you'd like about what happened Wednesday night, and don't hold back, as I won't.

It's time for the Top 9 Girls and as the opening credits roll, we see that Canadian Idol is produced by John Brunton, who's like Nigel Lythgoe but more experienced in sodomy. Ben comes out and his skin tone sends VFTW Buddy Tyler into a seizure. Our girls come out one at a time like some fashion show from hell. VFTW darling Montana Martin Iles isn't on her skateboard, as Martha Joy is hiding it from her.

Farley is wearing a zebra jacket which he shot and skinned himself. Zack wants no more posing, and that's with Derek already gone. He also says he is sick of stiff, tanned mannequins/Clifton Murray.

Martha Joy