It's time to open up the Canadian Idol dumpster once again as four more of our Idols pay the price for humiliating themselves in front of an entire Nation this week. Our host Ben, with his black outfit and orange skin, reminds me that Halloween is only a few months away. And speaking of Halloween, Sass has added some colour to her ghoustly white skin, proving she lurks at VFTW and read Deb's comment last night.

It's time for the Top 9 Girls and as the opening credits roll, we see that Canadian Idol is produced by John Brunton, who's like Nigel Lythgoe but more experienced in sodomy. Ben comes out and his skin tone sends VFTW Buddy Tyler into a seizure. Our girls come out one at a time like some fashion show from hell. VFTW darling Montana Martin Iles isn't on her skateboard, as Martha Joy is hiding it from her.

Farley is wearing a zebra jacket which he shot and skinned himself. Zack wants no more posing, and that's with Derek already gone. He also says he is sick of stiff, tanned mannequins/Clifton Murray.

Martha Joy

After losing the wonderful Maud, VFTW has decided to throw our support to rocker-dominatrix chick Naomi-Joy Blackhall. We're open to changing our vote on Tuesday if one of the other females gives an amazing VFTW performance, but we've selected Naomi if everyone stays at the same talent level. Naomi is everything VFTW could ask for and she'll pair up well with our stoned male pick, Tyler. Welcome to the fold, Naomi, enjoy your stay!