Next Great American Band
Next Great American Band Spoilers For 11/16/07
Vote for Light of Doom 1-866-U-LOVE-08
1-866-856-8308. Well that had us on the edge of our seats... not... because we knew the results 2 days ago. But hey, Light of Doom is the official VFTW house band (when Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad is away of course), so support their dreams by calling from them as much as possible from 9 PM to 11 PM (8-10 central). The Next Great American Band is a ratings disaster, but we can make it fun if these kids can outlast better bands. Most of the fodder bands have gone home, so it's time to vote hard and kick out the professionals so the kids can live the Hollywood dream. The kids had to cancel their hobbies so they could play, that's a HUGE sacrifice, much bigger than not being able to pay bills and sleep in a one bedroom apartment. So don't let their sacrifice go to waste.
Next Great American Band Spoilers for 11/9/07
Who's going home? Who made it through? Did Light of Doom kick the bucket? Well, thanks to jimmysghost, we know. One band is pretty predictable but the other is kind of a shock. So click "Read more" to find out who got the ax.
VFTW Radio Presents Making Fun of the Next Great American Band
VFTW Radio discusses which bands from The Next Great American Band sound better live and recorded. And which ones just suck all around. Also, guest appearances by Dave's boyfriend on the background Tetris music... as well as Deb, who adds her delightful nunnery to the mix. Download it now and listen to the Next Great American Bands suck as hard on record as they do live.
Vote for Light of Doom 1-866-U-LOVE-05
1-866-856-8305 Mental Hanson was in full form tonight. We even got rid of Maroon5 clones Hatch and Penis with Falshitto band The Likes of You. Dicko thinks Light of Doom is a little weird and that "it feels like a gimmick." It is... a VFTW gimmick! The lead singer also called Bernie Taupin, "Bernie Poppin". So to help preserve the memory of our favorite doughboy, vote for Light of Doom! You can vote from 10 PM to midnight (9 PM to 11 PM central), and no one watches this crap show, so the lines are wide open. Let's weird Dicko out even more and make the judges listen to our favorite 12 year old rockers every week... up until they're signed for a record contract with 19Entertainment. Yay! Don't let us down, vote. This show is absolutely terrible and needs these kids to make it remotely watchable. Bernie Poppin wants it that way.
VFTW Victory! Next Great American Band Spoilers for 11/2
According to Risty007 at the VFTW message board, Light of Doom is SAFE this week. VFTW Victory! Risty attended the show and knows the 2 bands who went home. Click "read more" to find out who they are.
Vote for Light of Doom - 1-866-U-LOVE-03
Vote as much as you can for Light of Doom this week! 1-866-U-LOVE-03 (also known as 1-866-856-8303). The metal Hanson was highly entertaining and the judges weren't feeling them. We have to admit, the judges were actually pretty on the mark this show. They were pretty cool, we like them more than Simon, Paula, and Randy. And yes, there were some good bands and some awful bands. But no one was as awkwardly endearing as Light of Doom. Do this, kids! Make sure you guys vote as much as you can from 10 PM to mighdnight (9 PM to 11 PM central). Don't stop dialing until your fingers bleed kids' bop metal!
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Feeling embarrassed that you're the only person you know watching The Next Great American Band? Wondering if you should even bother tuning in to the second episode after the show tanked miserably in the ratings? Don't feel bad, come make fun of the awfulness with us. A show like this is much better when you can tear it apart and appreciate the train wreck factor. For all of you lurkers, make sure to register on our site and come join us at our Next Great American Band message board. And as always, we have the hilarious Professor Chan, who will be relentlessly mocking this show the way it deserves to be mocked. Hard and often. So if you're sick of the falshitto coming from The Likes of You, if you can't stand the fact that the best girl band the show could find is the terrible Rocket, and if you're not at all looking forward to Gina Glocksen's old band Dot Dot Dot sucking on stage every week, we can help. Trust us, the show is much better when you realize it's meant to be bad. Oh so bad.
A new poster named Willamenabeana stopped by last night to give us this week's Next Great American Band spoiler. It wasn't as detailed as the ones we've gotten the past 2 weeks, so we can't guarantee its accuracy, but it's a fun spoiler nevertheless if it's true. Click "read more" to find out who may be the band that's going home.
UPDATE: Nanci_Raygun has also confirmed the spoiler, so it's looking like it's probably true.